this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
74 points (88.5% liked)

Balatro

708 readers
110 users here now

Welcome to Balatro Lemmy and Mbin Community.

This community is for the game Balatro, which is developed by LocalThunk and published by Playstack. For more Balatro conversation, please head to the stickied FAQ and check out the official Discord channel. Also make sure you read our rules before posting.

Rules:


Official Links

Unofficial Links

founded 8 months ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.

[–] anonymous111 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] InverseParallax 3 points 2 months ago

Only joking!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"Destroy your desk it's usless now.."

[–] P00ptart 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RestrictedAccount 2 points 1 month ago

Holy shitsnacks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Complete Global Saturation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That causes nasal demons

[–] greedytacothief 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Mango 2 points 2 months ago

Cyno up! Dock your shinies!

[–] lohky 2 points 2 months ago

Just who the hell do you think I am?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Isn’t marriage hard enough without doing all the chores?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Käse oder Schinken...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Fer-de-Lance; Meta Fer-de-Lance

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.

[–] iAvicenna 2 points 2 months ago

"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"

[–] chautalees 2 points 2 months ago

We'll bang, ok?

[–] teolan 2 points 2 months ago

Basically... Run

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] GraniteM 2 points 2 months ago

So say we all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You hear about pluto?

[–] FluorideMind 1 points 2 months ago

Ave, true to Caesar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

What a lovely butler he's so violent.

[–] Inucune 1 points 2 months ago

There are other receivers.

[–] colderr 1 points 2 months ago

When you fucking see it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's ticking all the boxes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

We are the hammer

[–] AgentGrimstone 1 points 2 months ago

Wow hi bonjour

[–] Blouses 1 points 2 months ago

And thats why you always leave a note

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"

Or

"You have to be realistic "

[–] TriflingToad 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›