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    I have a Linux Mint running on a intel atom CPU with 256mb ram and no graphics card and it kinda works.

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    [–] [email protected] 126 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Not to dissect a meme too hard but I'm pretty sure the ram is supposed to go pins down into the potato.

    [–] [email protected] 103 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Lightweight distros need less than 1GB of RAM, so you don't need to use the entire RAM.

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

    It is amazing how little you need to have a functional system. I have a OpenMediaVault / minidlna server using NAS ARM board that only has 256MB of RAM, and it isn't using all of it, and doesn't need to swap.

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    [–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

    There are some in the potatoe.

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    [–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Apple's requirements should be a pile of money, a big pile of money.

    [–] ignotum 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    A pile of money on fire

    And then Apple refusing to repair it due to "water damage"

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    [–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    I think macOS and windows have to swapped 🤔 macyoS seems to run less bloat in background

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Nah, the MacOS just has the wrong picture.

    It should be a specifically branded laptop, because as far as I know, it is impossible to run MacOS on anything other than an Apple branded computer.

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Introducing the (dying) Hackintos)

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    [–] NegativeLookBehind 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Hey guys, check out my new mobile Linux rig

    Points to gum stuck to bottom of his shoe

    [–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
    [–] NegativeLookBehind 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)
    [–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Hey, the Optimus 7 was great at its time!

    [–] NegativeLookBehind 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Be gone Windows man, BE GONE FROM ME

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I use Fedora btw if that brings you peace

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    [–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)
    [–] Cort 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    I looked into running potatoless ages ago and didn't care for the tradeoffs that come with running hamster wheel. You have to change the potatoes every so often, but at least they don't shit everywhere.

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    [–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

    macOS is a UNIX OS and is far better than Windows on resource management.

    [–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    The problem is that Apple doesn't seem to care. They willy nilly change things and restrict basic functions with zero regard for those who want to support or develop for there platforms.

    [–] dustyData 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    What Apple does with iOS and macOS developers is straight up extortion.

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    [–] Phoenix3875 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    This is a triumph. I'm making a note here, "HUGE SUCCESS".

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    It's hard to over-state my satisfaction

    [–] CrazyLikeGollum 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Aperture Science, we do what we must because we can.

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    [–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

    How are you holding up?

    Because I am a potato

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

    Its hard to overstate my satisfaction

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    As if Apple would give you all that

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    No, thats why its the requirements.

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    They give you the laptop underneath but at the price of 90% the PC, but really good looking. If you want more, throw it in the trash and buy new.

    No really I dont think MacOS has big requirements, it simply doesnt officially support most PCs.

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    [–] phoneymouse 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Isn’t it windows 11 that is making a ton of hardware irrelevant due to extremely high system requirements? This meme is missing the mark.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    The actual system requirement is a TPM 2 chip for encryption (wich is bullshit and can be turned off with Rufus) for other system requirements it feels better optimized than win 10 but that might be a personal feeling.

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    [–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Mac requirement: thin metal laptop made by apple

    Windows requirement: fart instruction for cpu only for 58gen bintel

    Linux: motherboard (optional)

    [–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I think macos is much less bloated than windows tho it only runs on apple devices(without trickery). Windows is absolutely horrible on resources.

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    [–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    You need to show a better computer for windows

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Its literally a surface product (yes they suck)

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    [–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Corrections:

    MacOS:

    • Featureless Apple™-branded oblong with 195% profit margin (support for 160% profit margin dropped in Apple™ Mac™OS™ 12.8.3.1.6.4 West Coast Yuppie Resort)
    • Devices no more than two years old
    • No pride, self-respect, personality, etc, except that provided by ownership of Apple™ products.

    For Windows:

    • CPU generation newer than an arbitrary, shifting and easily-bypassed watershed.
    • 1, 2, 4, 16 or 128GB of RAM, depends who you ask.
    • Windows License 😉
    • Copilot+ AI requires Microsoft CoPilot+ AI compatible Microsoft CoPilot+ AI CoProcessor+ and Microsoft CoPilot+ CoProcessor+ AI Microsoft CertificAItion+
    • A lack of awareness or interest in operating systems.

    For Linux:

    • Turing-completeness.
    • Memory, networking, inputs, outputs, power (optional).
    • Another computer to occasionally Google who 'initramfs' is and why he won't let you boot.
    [–] hungrythirstyhorny 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    i love how the ram is connected to the potato, standing straight :) pardon my english

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

    Yeah it's just jabbed in end first at the scientifically most chaotic angle.

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    [–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    I have Linux (OpenWRT) running on a router with 64MB RAM and 16MB of flash storage. And it works flawlessy. Also have Linux on a second WiFi router, my TV (LG WebOS), one phone, a laptop and a computer. (And I forgot about the Raspberry Pi and the VPS.)

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    [–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Ah, I see Linux supports breadboards now!

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

    Nah sadly thats a potato custom. The generic breadboard isn't supported yet due to problems with the closed source of the chipset.

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    [–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Missed opportunity to make trashcan joke about macos.

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    [–] kalpol 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I run Mint on an Acer Aspire One, 1 gig and an Atom, and it works fine. Slow and won't play videos of course but is usable for web stuff and email etc.

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    [–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I would say netbsd is more of the potato. Linux needs at least 6mb of ram to be useful.

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    [–] bruhduh 7 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    Recent news about running Linux on intel 4004 be like

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    [–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I have an atom Asus transformer with 2gb of ram that can run but not much else. Any good 32 bit distros I can look into? Realistically I think much of the mainstream web browsers are becoming too heavy also, which is what I would primarily use and might be more of my problem.

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