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[–] Enasni 199 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wait, the last one was 1 star?

That’s the one that sold me on it.

[–] Lemmylefty 92 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? “May cause bisexual yearning” is supposed to be a warning?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brother, I got news for you. If you are feeling bi-sexual yearning, it's not because you watched a movie.

[–] Lemmylefty 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh don’t worry, I’m not confused: I’m reveling.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

And we love that for you.

[–] Naja_Kaouthia 28 points 1 year ago

Same. Pink acid trip, you say? I am intrigued.

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[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 year ago (63 children)

They won't be happy until we are all gay.

Christians want everyone to be Christian, they want Christian schools, they want a Christian nation, so they project that gay people want all the same things. That gay people want everyone to be gay, have gay schools, a gay country, etc. It's all projection.

[–] Lenins2ndCat 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want everyone to be gay.

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[–] gon 156 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"They won't be happy until we are all gay." I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven't watched the film but that is so odd.

[–] Hextic 150 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?

[–] FlyingSquid 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, "HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!" I almost died laughing.

[–] Hextic 26 points 1 year ago

"Yes I'm gay. Gay for dat pussy!"

🤣

[–] alokir 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can't tell me that's not LGBT.

[–] Diprount_Tomato 49 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That's why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay

Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Margo Robbie is on screen but I can't stop staring at Ryan Gosling's toned body and soft face. This makes me uncomfortable and it's the movie's fault.

[–] MargotRobbie 26 points 1 year ago

Stupid sexy Gosling.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just saw the movie. There is nothing gay about it, unless a shirtless Ryan Gosling is too much for the commenter to repress.

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[–] miles 130 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That fourth quote is legit quality.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Confusingly attractive" tells you this person is avoiding some introspection.

[–] gmtom 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No im very bisexual and would describe everyone in that film as confusingly attractive, I get its the point, but they all look very fake and plastic to the point its just on the edge of the uncanny valley.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (2 children)

".. confusingly attractive people..."

Sounds like someone's coming out of the closet in the near future.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

The movie caused him to experience feelings he doesn't quite understand.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's something funny in seeing how a girl's toy still threatens grown-men's boyhood beyond their 12th anniversary.

[–] kescusay 24 points 1 year ago

Grown? Yes. Men? Ehhh...

[–] esadatari 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

sheit, i’m not convinced this is isn’t an official effort driven by the studio to promote the movie by some viral means

this is some genius fuckin advertising if it is, and it’s hilarious free advertising if it isn’t

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[–] ObamaBinLaden 39 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I found this while looking at reviews

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[–] MargotRobbie 32 points 1 year ago (6 children)

""""""""""""""""""""Confusingly""""""""""""""""""""""".

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well shit, worked on me. Now I want to see this murderous feminist pink acid trip

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[–] Ryan213 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Ugh. It's set in the 80s!"

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now I kinda want to see this movie. Stupid feminist agenda

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That last one just sounds like a compliment. An acid trip and I get to hang out with absurdly attractive people? Sounds fun.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should make this a game by making one panel a Alex Jones quote and see who can guess it.

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