this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
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I'm always cleaning up murder scenes... they all say that they want the gore gone.


Okay, jokes are done, continue with your day.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That took a while. Thank you, I love the puns!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once I read it aloud it clicked for me

Puns are the best

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now I get “gore gon”, sounding like “gorgon”

What is the first one? I still don't get it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Okay that's great!

[–] tpyo 9 points 1 month ago

"petrifying gaze"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The snake boots are fucking wild dude. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

If snakes are her hair, does that mean she essentially has Hobbit feet?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I am the one who snoots.

[–] Anticorp 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The tongues on her feet are cute.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I am the one who snocks.

[–] cryptiod137 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just got turned to stone. Didn’t I?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Rock hard, baby!

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What happened to comic press? I haven't been able to get the page to load since Konsi had it explained to her that she is a public figure! I'm so behind!

Edit: ok, I was two behind. Still, been trying to find you for a month to tell you that your comic press page won't resolve.

I'm using https://comicpress.socksandpuppets.com/character/konsi/ to try to stay current.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

We've been having server issues for a while, I know. The main culprit has been a massive increase in scraper bots that effectively serve as a DDOS on my site. Long term they should be solved by the upcoming server migration that's coming, but that's a long and slow process.

I think I have a stopgap solution this week that should get it up and working well... it's not cheap but I'm willing to put some money into making sure people can read the comics.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Okay, it should be working reasonably now, hopefully what we've done will be robust enough to take us to the server move.

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 1 month ago

Whatever you did seems to have worked! Yay!