Pre crime scene!
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
-
the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
-
the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
-
the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
-
the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
-
Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
-
Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
-
Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
I was about to say, someone's getting violently murdered in that bed.
At least they have a tv to watch until then.
Pillow looks like it's screaming already
They definitely know who they're selling to, I guess.
A single bed with a double bed headboard. A tarp bed sheet. On the right hand side there's a mirror and towel rail. I'm wondering if there's a toilet just out of shot!
Worst of all, that's no privacy, it's not a room but partitioned area!
That's a crack home, not a crack house
Live, laugh love
Die, cry, fuck.
Hahaha, the tarp bed got me. Hilarious 😂
Looks like they fit two ~~discount~~ premium airbnbs into a single shed
What a cozy place to tuck in!
idk looks kinda cozy to me
If I was a bum I wouldn't even shit there.