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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago

Well, better that than the sink

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 hours ago

I became disappointed when I zoomed in to realize she had a wallet chain and not a sproingy yellow coiled lanyard thing that was somehow attached to her phone. (Sorry, Amazon link: One of these)
I don’t know why. I guess I just thought the idea was kind of cute and fun. This dad-fucking, bacon grease swilling, subway texter uses a cute little bouncy cord thing to keep her phone handy, amidst an otherwise austere getup - just a zany detail to contrast with the rest. Alas. Just a boring ass wallet chain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Is that chain attached to a popsocket on her phone? That's hilarious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I think the chain is just to be pretty, attached to her pants on both sides.

[–] Delphia 24 points 4 hours ago

Jokes on her, Ive met my dad so now her life just seems extra sad.

[–] pigup 2 points 2 hours ago

Same!

[–] Iheartcheese 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Would

[–] Thatuserguy 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Her or the dad?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago

Both seem fun.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

is your dad... the greasy strangler!

for the blissfully ignorant:

https://youtu.be/k0sk7QsZF64?si=Vkd8NV2zXI-GKq-i

Even the trailer is completely demented.

It's worth watching if you like. really really weird shit, I can't say I've ever seen anything exactly like it before.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Bullshit artist!

[+] 13esq -35 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

Cringe.

She must have been fucking our dads every night for years.

Edit: Lol at the downvotes, if you want to wear an edgy shirt in public you're going to have to expect some edgy retorts and furthermore I think anything that attempts to normalise obesity is absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are fat, and good for her if she's happy at that size, but I don't have to accept edgy excuses for someone else's poor choices.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You do have to accept that you sometimes have bad takes like errybody else, and this is one of them.

It's not because you made a bad joke, its because you lack the emotional intelligence necessary to ask some things:

The likely continuous comments on her figure that caused her to wear this retort
The fact that if you werent gonna make a comment to her shes not talking to you

These 2 things are often conflated in folks who haven't trained their empathy up, and i suspect you feel like you took damage because even tho you're not in the room your acting like she's insulted you.

I know I have to accept that some people are fat

You don't, you have to accept your humanity, which means you're the same ugly mess of hair and stink and poo as the rest of us. It means you are an unfit judge. Somebody thinks you're ugly. Someone out there thinks you're a piece of shit. I think you're just young. You need to understand your place, and you straight up fuckin' dont.

To be a bit unfair youre probably a little too full of yourself, you'll get over it if you put in work.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

You didn't get any replies yet you decided to edit your comment to argue with an imaginary opponent. Mate, take a breath.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I answered him one hour ahead of your reply :(

[+] 13esq -15 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

37 downvotes, yet no one brave enough to put their neck on the line and offer a counterpoint. So yh, I made an assumption and yet still no one has made a counterpoint which means I'm probably right 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 hours ago

I'll reply: no one is offering a retort because your comment is weird, pointless, and not worth the time or effort to give a genuine response to. Your edit makes it even more obvious that you just wanted to stir shit and get in bad faith arguments over a silly picture

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

If you want to write edgy replies, you have to expect some downvotes. I think that attempts to normalize toxicity and trolling online are absolutely terrible. I know I have to accept that some people are provocateurs, but I don't have to accept excuses for their poor behavior.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago

Lol no one cares enough to reply to you mate. The reaction is "what a dork" downvote and forget.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: you're a fucking asshole and you and your bigoted logic can fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 hours ago

I think it's cool and our dads are lucky.