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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

This feels like a statement that's definitely true and only counts as satire because nobody has tested it yet

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Once again The Onion not being satire.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hardtimes, they are a similar site and easily confused with the Onion, but let's give proper credit to the publication.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Tbf, this community is called "The Onion":-P

[–] AtomicHotSauce 26 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"Man, she keeps smiling at me. I think she digs me."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

Anything to keep the hope alive. I know that sentiment well enough.

[–] Tylerdurdon -2 points 2 hours ago

Hey man, I've gotten with some bartenders. That doesn't make me a dirty Vance fan. For shame!