Did he try to explain to her that 20$ is 20$?
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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He sucked 100 dicks and with that knowledge and experience in the end he finally chose hers.
Remember that.
Either way I feel it's more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.
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When you're bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.
When I first got together with my wife she insisted that neither of us share with each other of our past relationships or sexual experiences. I was fine with it because I always believed in the ignorance is bliss mantra for certain circumstances. After about a decade of marriage and a couple of kids she starts asking and stuff. I didn't really want to share but she told me about how she had a threesome while in college a couple of times. I did admit that I was a bit jealous. She also told me that she slept around a lot in college and that her count was like 50-60 she can't really remember. But then she asked about mine and that's when I told her about the escorts. That's when she got mad about me telling her about my past.
that’s when I told her about the escorts.
Jesus Christ, never admit that you drove a Ford.
Unless it was a smoking hot Cosworth RS.
Tbh I kinda want one of the Rancheros (or an El Camino, but). They're just slick as fuck lmao.
Business in the front and party in the back. The automotive mullet.
The perfect car and the perfect hair, what else could ya need?! Perfect for any situation!
I mean... it's probably good to talk about these things before getting married, since it will inevitably lead to unresolved feelings later on. I wouldn't mind if, for instance, my partner was a slut while I was a sexless virgin before we got together, but I would at least want to know that about them. In my mind you're supposed to talk about your life experiences with your partner, and sex is falls under that umbrella. Idk, maybe I'm weird for thinking that.
She's just upset because her number is so low comparingly
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.
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It’s surprisingly not that hard to put up those kinds of numbers. It does not matter your gender or physical appearance, you can find at least one hundred guys willing to let you suck their dick.
I'm afraid to test your theory.
My experience on Grindr says otherwise.
Live near a major city?
Sometimes you’ve gotta be brave enough to check out the blank profiles lol.
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It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality
Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.
I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.
This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.
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"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."
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At once?
In a row?!
Why'd you have to suck their dick, I mean why couldn't you sleep them like a decent person?
so if he makes his wife lasagna... I don't see the problem.
How do you get 100+ people to let you suck their dicks? Asking for a friend.
A large bachelor party, some knockout gas and a lot of Viagra.
You ask politely one at a time.
Doesn't have to be polite all the time either.
Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.
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