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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's not dick sucking quantity that matters, but dick sucking quality

[–] ivanafterall 32 points 1 month ago

"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.

I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.

This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.

[–] P00ptart 10 points 1 month ago

Yeah if you have a jaw that can be unhinged like a snake.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.

[–] wreckedcarzz 3 points 1 month ago

¿Por que no los dos?