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[–] MrJameGumb 202 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

So even when an incel hits their personal jackpot and gets to bang a Japanese woman they're still just miserable pricks lol

Guess you can't blame women or your virginity now Anon lol

[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 75 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No no you see he a "genetic dead end" because of his... Kids.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago
[–] pixxelkick 174 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a real story, and definitely not the sour grapes rambling of a racist incel...

[–] [email protected] 115 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, trying to discourage white guys from dating non white girls.

"You might like her now anon, but have you considered that you might have to be racist against your own kid?"

[–] idiomaddict 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think the only person this might have helped is jd vance

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah that guy's kids will be messed up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Isn't that a clothing store?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he's doing it to have all the asian women to himself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Dick move tbh

[–] [email protected] 138 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can just feel the love for his wife and daughter.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Q: "So how did you two meet eachother?"

Anon: "I wanted to fuck a jap and do a epic bleaching by making her have a blonde blue eyed kid, but it didn't work so now i just have an Asian kid which in my mind basically means I have no kid"

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You never ask Anon questions. That's how you get QAnon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Short for Questionable Anon

[–] [email protected] 96 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Little I have seen here has made me regret subscribing anywhere close to this much. Some poor woman not only slept with, but married that piece of shit. Let's hope that last line in green is spot on.

[–] [email protected] 144 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rest easy knowing that this didn’t happen

[–] Frozengyro 23 points 4 months ago

Yea, sounds fake and gay

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Plot twist: she just did it for the visa

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anon has fundamentally misunderstood how reproduction works.

If you have kids, you are, by definition, not a genetic dead end.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

4chan users' understanding of genetics ends at whatever they learned from 1940s propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

You misunderstand, for them it only counts if the children are white

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago

Anon doesn't understand genetics

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

Fake or not, I may hate this anon most of all

[–] BenFranklinsDick 39 points 4 months ago

Fake and gay. Anon had sex.

[–] captainlezbian 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holy fuck I feel bad for his kids

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because their father is racist as hell towards them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago
[–] RBWells 18 points 3 months ago

I have a handful of kids, all with the same dad. 4 different hair colors. Straight, curly, wavy. 2 blue eyed, 2 brown. Different complexions, different face shapes. They did not even look related as kids, though all have some resemblance to me or their dad's mom. As adults and older teens now, they do look more alike because they are similarly built, but if you didn't know you wouldn't think they were siblings.

This drove my ex crazy when he want through his wacko racist phase.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is anon human? What makes someone human? If you lack feelings are you human?

[–] Etterra 2 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure it's still genetics. We'll see what happens in the next few centuries (if we survive that long).

[–] Etterra 14 points 3 months ago

Sounds fake, but okay. Also that's not how genetics works - no matter what your kid looks like, they're still 50% of each parent.

An old friend of mine's sister got knocked up by her then-boyfriend, a 6-foot+ hulk with coal black skin. The baby came out white and curly blonde, although as she got older he features started to reflect her father's looks more, and her hairline is kinda weird.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

taughter daughter 🤣

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wait, are all the traits associated with european ethnic groups disproportionately likely to be recessive genes? does that mean anything

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The post specifically mentions blue eyes and blond hair, both of which are recessive, if I'm not mistaken.

This makes me think it might have been written by someone who knew what recessive traits are and was just mocking the particular brand of racist that would want to perform “an epic bleaching”...

[–] Mango 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tbh that child does look related to the father enough, especially if that's her natural hair colour

[–] Mango 1 points 3 months ago

I can't see it. She's adorable though.