this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] captainlezbian 13 points 19 hours ago

Holy fuck I feel bad for his kids

[–] Etterra 11 points 19 hours ago

Sounds fake, but okay. Also that's not how genetics works - no matter what your kid looks like, they're still 50% of each parent.

An old friend of mine's sister got knocked up by her then-boyfriend, a 6-foot+ hulk with coal black skin. The baby came out white and curly blonde, although as she got older he features started to reflect her father's looks more, and her hairline is kinda weird.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is anon human? What makes someone human? If you lack feelings are you human?

[–] Etterra 2 points 19 hours ago

I'm pretty sure it's still genetics. We'll see what happens in the next few centuries (if we survive that long).

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Anon has fundamentally misunderstood how reproduction works.

If you have kids, you are, by definition, not a genetic dead end.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

4chan users' understanding of genetics ends at whatever they learned from 1940s propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

You misunderstand, for them it only counts if the children are white

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago

Fake or not, I may hate this anon most of all

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

taughter daughter 🤣

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wait, are all the traits associated with european ethnic groups disproportionately likely to be recessive genes? does that mean anything

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The post specifically mentions blue eyes and blond hair, both of which are recessive, if I'm not mistaken.

This makes me think it might have been written by someone who knew what recessive traits are and was just mocking the particular brand of racist that would want to perform “an epic bleaching”...

[–] pixxelkick 161 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like a real story, and definitely not the sour grapes rambling of a racist incel...

[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, trying to discourage white guys from dating non white girls.

"You might like her now anon, but have you considered that you might have to be racist against your own kid?"

[–] idiomaddict 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think the only person this might have helped is jd vance

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah that guy's kids will be messed up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Isn't that a clothing store?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe he's doing it to have all the asian women to himself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Dick move tbh

[–] MrJameGumb 185 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So even when an incel hits their personal jackpot and gets to bang a Japanese woman they're still just miserable pricks lol

Guess you can't blame women or your virginity now Anon lol

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 68 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No no you see he a "genetic dead end" because of his... Kids.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago
[–] RBWells 17 points 2 days ago

I have a handful of kids, all with the same dad. 4 different hair colors. Straight, curly, wavy. 2 blue eyed, 2 brown. Different complexions, different face shapes. They did not even look related as kids, though all have some resemblance to me or their dad's mom. As adults and older teens now, they do look more alike because they are similarly built, but if you didn't know you wouldn't think they were siblings.

This drove my ex crazy when he want through his wacko racist phase.

[–] [email protected] 132 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can just feel the love for his wife and daughter.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Q: "So how did you two meet eachother?"

Anon: "I wanted to fuck a jap and do a epic bleaching by making her have a blonde blue eyed kid, but it didn't work so now i just have an Asian kid which in my mind basically means I have no kid"

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You never ask Anon questions. That's how you get QAnon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Short for Questionable Anon

[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Little I have seen here has made me regret subscribing anywhere close to this much. Some poor woman not only slept with, but married that piece of shit. Let's hope that last line in green is spot on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Plot twist: she just did it for the visa

[–] [email protected] 137 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rest easy knowing that this didn’t happen

[–] Frozengyro 22 points 2 days ago

Yea, sounds fake and gay

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago

Anon doesn't understand genetics

[–] BenFranklinsDick 38 points 2 days ago

Fake and gay. Anon had sex.

[–] Mango 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tbh that child does look related to the father enough, especially if that's her natural hair colour

[–] Mango 1 points 1 day ago

I can't see it. She's adorable though.