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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And under Jesus' hat is another rat.

It's all rats, all the way down.

[–] dohpaz42 20 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Theres a Jesus take the wheel joke in there somewhere

[–] TAYRN 9 points 4 months ago

"Jesus take the weave" is the closest I could get. Anyone got any better?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No if it were Jesus he'd kick the moneychangers and pedophiles out of the Vatican and bless the poor with cash. And fishes, 'cause he's a fiend for fish.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I believe that's "ravioli ravioli"

[–] dual_sport_dork 4 points 4 months ago

This also opens the possibility that the Pope is, and I quote, an idiot of elephantine proportions.

[–] Nuke_the_whales 2 points 4 months ago

Jesus be like "more funds to defend pedo priests!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Did someone pass that print through some AI or something? It's full of weird artifacts on the letters

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Having read the bible and looking at the actions of popes and the catholic church, I think it more likely there is a devil under his hat.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Both imaginary. Checks out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hate to break it to you but the pope does exist

[–] Viking_Hippie 1 points 4 months ago