If I was in that room, nothing would stop me from petting that sweetheart! It would be like a John Wick movie: me killing henchmen left and right in slow-motion as I make my way closer to the Melon kitty for head scritches...

Hey, that was a weird comment, huh? But she is so gentle and pure! ❤️

[–] FuglyDuck 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But those were Melon’s henchmen!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🤷‍♂️ They should have let me pet Melon...

[–] FuglyDuck 3 points 2 months ago

that, uh, that's what the henchmen were saying....

[–] Lennnny 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm Beatrix Kiddo for Melon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Now. Wiggle your big toe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I love Melon.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 5 points 2 months ago

Good lord, be cuter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

My void just yells until I pet him, Melon is very cute

[–] ieatmeat 3 points 2 months ago

Melon is just the most precious little guy 😍😍😍

[–] leauxhigh 3 points 2 months ago

🥰 muh heart