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[–] [email protected] 165 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Then he gets a 100k hospital bill later.

[–] Cort 109 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Only 75k since he didn't have to take an ambulance

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago

Long-term, I honestly don’t know whether this is the cheaper option. DUIs make insurance pricy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

Still not in jail.

[–] Psythik 10 points 5 days ago

You can just ignore hospital bills, and they can't refuse treatment if you don't pay.

So don't worry about it; throw the bills in the trash, block the debt collectors' numbers, and carry on with your life. I have been doing this for over 30 years now.

[–] BreadOven 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn't you just take an ambulance like a normal person

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In Democratic America school finishes you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

In Capitalists America you aid the health care

[–] BreadOven 2 points 4 days ago

Maybe not so much the last one? I'd say in other countries with free healthcare "we" would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.

Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago
[–] Meron35 3 points 4 days ago

Hey I'll have you know that in Australia an ambulance can cost >$1000 without insurance!

The problem is so serious that they run seminars in schools telling students to not hesitate calling for ambulances, because human lives are worth more than $1000.

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[–] BreadOven 1 points 4 days ago

Fair enough. I'm pretty sure it costs something where I live, but everything else would be free.

[–] Psythik 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're also not legally required to pay medical bills in the states.

[–] BreadOven 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm not from there, but I guess you'd have to give fake information?

[–] Psythik 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nope you have to give your real info. But the worst they can do is send debt collectors after you, which you can easily ignore.

[–] BreadOven 1 points 1 day ago

Doesn't it affect your credit score or something? I would think there would be some repercussions? Interest on the amount you owe?

[–] mumblerfish 64 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Saw a guy in italy almost ram a cop car atan intersection. I think the driver was running a red light, but could have been the cop running a red. Anyhow, the driver breaks just before the cop car, and the cop on the passanger side just gesticulates his discontent but they just keep rolling on anyway. They could not be bothered.

[–] Dicska 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

in Italy

Just gesticulates his discontent

Wait, I think I know how that looked like.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are you saying you want more active enforcement?

[–] Dicska 7 points 4 days ago

I'm saying I'd bet it was 🤌🤌

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago

Italian drivers are fucking insane, it was probably just Tuesday for the cop

[–] nutsack 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Sounds hard to believe. Or maybe the cops in my city have less empathy.

If you were conscious but stabbed, a police officer would absolutely spend a few minutes writing a report while waiting for paramedics.

Driving while intoxicated, they might still fine you for that.

If you were brown and drunk, they'd probably arrest you.

If you were brown, drunk, and the knife was within arms reach, you'd be tased and arrested for assaulting the officer.

The point I'm trying to make: being stabbed does not stop a police officer from doing their favorite job in the world


beating innocent people.

[–] Crashumbc 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Depends, cops also HATE fucking working if they got some where to be.

I've seen city cops in fact, let off some pretty bad drunk driving just because they don't want to deal with it.

[–] 420 4 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 days ago

You'll 100% be on national news if you do this in South Korea.

[–] frigidaphelion 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lmao im pretty sure that's the face brad pitt makes in burn after reading right before clooney shoots him in the fucking face. I fucking love that movie

[–] SassyRamen 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I had planned to watch it this weekend for the first time 🥲

[–] frigidaphelion 1 points 3 days ago

f my bad, didnt even think about spoilers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Go watch it. This guy is making shit up.

[–] SassyRamen 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sure. Let me know what you thought.

[–] SassyRamen 2 points 4 days ago

You'll have to wait for Sunday 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago
[–] ch00f 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Image from the funniest part of a movie that I won’t spoil because I was surprised and wish I could watch it again for the first time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] skibidi 2 points 5 days ago

Pretty sure he is talking about Burn After Reading, the green text image is from that movie.

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