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[–] shneancy 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i once shaved my head (during one surge of lockdown mania) and that was the day i found out my skull shape is whack, not a cone, but certainly whack, i'm sticking to having hair, if my genetics allow of course

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I"m going to need you to elaborate on whack

[–] shneancy 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

idk man, the shape of my skull is just not aesthetically pleasing imo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

right OK. the way you said this reminds me of my favorite poster on bluesky. Id say you might like this guy https://bsky.app/profile/cashlin.bsky.social

[–] bizzle 2 points 1 month ago

Bowl shaped probably

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like the close-up of an elbow. They can also make up for an ass crack or a fake vagina. What a versatile part of our body!

[–] HonoraryMancunian 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

Correct.

[–] Sausagecat 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That is funny. Ah ah ah.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Looks like a boob to me...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do not despair. We will be rescued. Until then, we must adapt. When the hydrogen droplets have ceased, we will go forth and live undetected on Earth amongst the blunt skulls.

[–] BleatingZombie 2 points 1 month ago

I'm glad someone referenced the movie

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I saw it as shot at chest level black shirt with a hole cut out and phone blocking nipple. It wasn't until i read comments i saw it was a guy from france