i once shaved my head (during one surge of lockdown mania) and that was the day i found out my skull shape is whack, not a cone, but certainly whack, i'm sticking to having hair, if my genetics allow of course
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2024
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I"m going to need you to elaborate on whack
idk man, the shape of my skull is just not aesthetically pleasing imo
right OK. the way you said this reminds me of my favorite poster on bluesky. Id say you might like this guy https://bsky.app/profile/cashlin.bsky.social
Bowl shaped probably
Looks like the close-up of an elbow. They can also make up for an ass crack or a fake vagina. What a versatile part of our body!
Or knee
If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead
If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead
He is just from France.
That is funny. Ah ah ah.
Looks like a boob to me...
Do not despair. We will be rescued. Until then, we must adapt. When the hydrogen droplets have ceased, we will go forth and live undetected on Earth amongst the blunt skulls.
I'm glad someone referenced the movie
The what?
Buzz cut
egg
Tyler1?
I saw it as shot at chest level black shirt with a hole cut out and phone blocking nipple. It wasn't until i read comments i saw it was a guy from france