this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I saw it as shot at chest level black shirt with a hole cut out and phone blocking nipple. It wasn't until i read comments i saw it was a guy from france

[–] shneancy 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i once shaved my head (during one surge of lockdown mania) and that was the day i found out my skull shape is whack, not a cone, but certainly whack, i'm sticking to having hair, if my genetics allow of course

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I"m going to need you to elaborate on whack

[–] shneancy 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

idk man, the shape of my skull is just not aesthetically pleasing imo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

right OK. the way you said this reminds me of my favorite poster on bluesky. Id say you might like this guy https://bsky.app/profile/cashlin.bsky.social

[–] bizzle 2 points 1 week ago

Bowl shaped probably

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like the close-up of an elbow. They can also make up for an ass crack or a fake vagina. What a versatile part of our body!

[–] HonoraryMancunian 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

Correct.

[–] Sausagecat 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

That is funny. Ah ah ah.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Looks like a boob to me...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do not despair. We will be rescued. Until then, we must adapt. When the hydrogen droplets have ceased, we will go forth and live undetected on Earth amongst the blunt skulls.

[–] BleatingZombie 2 points 1 week ago

I'm glad someone referenced the movie

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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