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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

There’s actually a kids TV show where the characters are all vehicles (based on some VTech toy line lol), where the main character is part of a family of cars, that’s called Cory Carson.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 1 points 3 months ago

Carmichael.

[–] thenextguy 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 1 points 3 months ago

I chose minivan because of the whole "soccer mom" trope. Figured it made more sense.

[–] RunningInRVA 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don’t understand a dad joke that never sets itself up to be executed in real life. This is a clever play on words, as are most of the jokes here, but I only value a dad joke that I can reasonably exercise in the moment. How do I make use of this unless my kid happens to ask about minivans giving birth?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 2 points 3 months ago

Tbh I came up with this on the fly while driving past a Carson road so it's not like it has a lot of thought behind it.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

This is really really bad