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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

This is art

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will absolutely not bitch about the cold. I spend every day above 70 F wishing it were the dead of winter. I spend every day of winter in pure bliss because I'm not just permanently uncomfortable.

You can mitigate the cold in a plethora of ways. Layers, blankets, central heating, radiators, fire, cuddling. The heat will make me miserable all the time and the best I can do is temporary relief by a cold shower.

On a subzero winter day I'm having the time of my life in the morning walking to a local bakery for some donuts to bring home. No way I'm doing that in summer, I'd be absolutely drenched in sweat when I got home.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only thing high temps have going for them is a long growing season for the garden and being able to swim.

Since I can't ever find the time to hit the lake or rivers anymore, I'd be perfectly happy with a green house and becoming more efficient with my planting schedule.

Plus, in the winter I get to wear scarves and jackets with extra pockets. Extra pockets are nice.

[–] Psythik 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

LOL what? I live in a place with high temps; you can't grow shit here other than cacti and some bushes... Because of the high temps.

Or by "high temps", do you mean temperatures in the 80s (27-32°C)? That's November weather here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

High temps as in sub 90 degrees F, yeah. Not desert hot. Haha

[–] amstafff 13 points 1 month ago

Why would you ever bitch about cold? Just put on some clothes mate.

[–] d00ery 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I will bitch about heat.,
I will bitch about cold.
I will bitch about sunshine,
and about growing old.
I will bitch about everything,
inside and out.
And if there is nothing,
Well I'll bitch about that.

Very good, I had a go at an alternate ending.

[–] roguetrick 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll bitch about rhyming,

But not about the meter.

Because you broke the first,

And the second was meager.

[–] daggermoon 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love the cold. I wish I lived someplace cold. I can't stand the heat, and I don't particularly care for warm weather either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I agree. But, as I've gotten older I've realised that the cold gets slightly less fun. Still, fuck the heat.

[–] daggermoon 2 points 1 month ago

As long as it's only slightly it shouldn't be that bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If I'm not bitching, I'm dead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Skarbrand hates going outside! And going inside!

Skarbrand shall stay in the doorframe. He hates it slightly less.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Speaking of weather. Everyone thinks their hometown is unique.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is honestly beautiful

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Some people do be constantly complaining