Such a huge amount of rotting flesh would quickly bring about ecological collapse as well as incubating and spreading diseases. The damage to the infrastructure would be immense, I can't imagine a roof full of rot would last long. It would be the end of life as we know it.
Would You Rather
WouldYouRather or "Would you rather" (abbreviated as WYR) is a place to have a conversation that poses a dilemma in the form of a question beginning with "would you rather".
The OP asks a question or options that are either similarly good or similarly bad and people in the comments discuss how they would answer.
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- WYR have the power of flight or the power of invisibility?
- WYR fight 1 horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?
- WYR find true love or be a millionaire?
Dude went all monkeys paw on a would you rather lol
Tough choice. Are the nipples edible, or do I need to cook them first?
Anything is edible of you are brave enough.
Ah, then it's an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course..
Oh, hands down, who would eat toena....wait wuh?
Hey, food is expensive these days. That's why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages?
Then it's up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them..
Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that's only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.
Who's hungry?
I don't even know how to begin to evaluate these options.
Burping toenails would be so awesome
Eructation via toenail sounds like a very entertaining party trick to me.
Seems like an easy choice, belch.
belch /bĕlch/ | intransitive verb
To expel gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth; burp.