this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] rh4c6f 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Cat eats grass then pukes on the living room rug.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

So, more reliable output then.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Grass not required - could be just hairball, or recent food, or not fed fast enough, or ran around like a maniac, or just for no reason at all.

[–] deus 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Cat does it because it knows it is cute and therefore can get away with it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You don't pet your printer?

[–] FuglyDuck 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the last inkjet I had... I would threaten with a 'baby' sledge hammer (1 pound sledge hammer shaped head on a normal hammer handle.)

usually got the point across.

(used properly, a sledge hammer will ensure devices will never break again.)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Both makes random noises at night that wake me up

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

“Sprays to assert dominance”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Both make a mess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Both take up too much space on the desk

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

However, you get very different responses from people if you use a hammer on them.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 4 points 3 months ago

PC LOAD LETTER............ ...........

[–] Sam_Bass 6 points 3 months ago

Cats are shredders