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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Says while paying money to the person they’re telling about for a blue marker

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as a single human being is homeless or hungry, billionaires should not exist.

[–] Plastic_Ramses 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Billionaires shouldn't exist. Period.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Technicaly That is very dependent on the value of currency current or future one

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I guess it could be said that the sort of wealth disparity that we have shouldn't exist

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[–] glorkon 69 points 1 month ago

Americans be like

[–] VinnyDaCat 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ChillPenguin 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My vote is for the punisher tbh

[–] MutilationWave 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would love to see someone come up with a simple, yet easy to parse in single color, graphic of punisher killing a cop that we could put next to the logo on those trucks.

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[–] finitebanjo 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

So we're going to support a democratic system to tax people and service the underprivileged, right?

We're going to do that, right?

[–] Emerald 4 points 1 month ago

Sounds good to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No objections here

[–] RangerJosie 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We got all the dystopia and none of the cool futuretech.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Low latency cell phone coverage anywhere on the planet using LEO satellites is undeniably cool future tech.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Exactly. I would like cybernetic arms and legs and eyes that let me scan everything. But instead we get the most boring dystopia.

[–] LouNeko 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

No, see, I made all my money by inheriting it, and because I'm rich and wealthy that means that god must love me, and therefore I must be a good person inherently. People are poor because god doesn't love them, therefore they must be bad people. Duh. /s

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[–] Modern_medicine_isnt 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The real question is how do you define best system. I bet those billionaires think this is in fact a pretty good system. Though they are probably never satisfied, so they wouldn't say best until they could snap thier fingers and a million people would start working to make whatever idea popped into thier head happen.

[–] RangerJosie 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Gatcha addicts.

All of them. Gambling addicts addicted to watching numbers grow.

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[–] werefreeatlast 9 points 1 month ago

The plan is going well. Now all we gotta do is convince all those sonobabiches to get on a Tesla rocket to Mars. As soon as that shit is outta here, we cut off communication and problem solved.

[–] Kvoth 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I do somewhat disagree with this. Don't get me wrong, I'm very much on the eat the rich train. But, while not due to elons personal "brilliance" space x has cut the cost of going to space by a huge amount. And so many amazing things have come out of the space program

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure, if by "Elon's brilliance" you mean decades of Congress forcing NASA to outsource plus a whole lot of engineers none of whom are also CEO

[–] Emerald 3 points 1 month ago

while not due to elons personal “brilliance”

[–] Chekhovs_Gun 3 points 1 month ago

Why can't we do both? How many billionaires are there? How many of them have their own space company? I'm no mathologist but something doesn't add up.

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