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I had to switch to using a bread box because my dog would eat anything on the counter, and I didn't really have anywhere else to store my bread/bagels without really rearranging my limited cabinet space.
That dog was ravenous. She even ate a whole crab once, shell and all. I learned my lesson.
Lawful good and chaotic good is so much work for diminishing return. The best way to do it is to use back the tag so you know when to throw this bag of still good bread into the fridge.
Neutral evil AND kinda lawful good, but using a second larger bag instead of a bread box.
Chaotic neutral and the bread goes in the freezer
I'm lawful neutral until the clip breaks, which it always does, and then I go chaotic neutral.
Just put it in the freezer in the bag it comes in.
Most of this shit has been frozen before it reaches the supermarket anyway.
The amount of bread we wasted before moving our bread to the freezer was crazy. Most of our bread gets toasted anyway, but the microwave handles the rest.
Chaotic Neutral
What if you use the bag clip, but then slash the side of the bag with a knife to show dominance?
Turns out I am Lawful Evil.
LG, back when I bought sliced bread, except for when the container was getting its occasional wash. In those cases CN or, more rarely, NE.
I switched to making better bread at home that could just chill on the counter as-is (cut side down) for days without issue. Then we figured out that part of my stomach issues are due to gluten (awaiting endoscopy for confirmation, but probably celiac based on an old DNA test that said I was likely, my dad officially getting it, and a host of symptoms that mostly went away when doing low-/no-carb diets).
I always suspected my children were chaotic evil. The bread was not the first indicator.
Either lawful or chaotic neutral depending on whether I can find the clip again. But I doubt it matters since I store it in the freezer and heat the slices I need when I need them.
I was in the "tie a knot" camp for YEARS. Laziness just moved me into reusing the ~~bread~~ bag clip.
Y'all don't just throw the bag in the refrigerator?