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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

brown recluse

You're now banned from [email protected]

[–] Litany 39 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Memes aside, since I've been on the internet long enough to know that this could legitimately be the first time someone's seen this information:

A brown recluse is a real spider endemic to the central United States. They are small, slender, and brown. Their bites are venomous and can require medical attention. In rare cases they can potentially be lethal, especially in young children.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for that!

To expand more on the meme side: It's a notorious problem in spider communities that every brown spider will at some point be called a brown recluse by ... less educated people. Which can lead to innocent spiders being killed just for their skin colour! Which is why there are usually rules that prohibit layman from identifying medically significant spiders.

The spider in the picture is a tarantula, so very obvious not a brown recluse. That's the joke. It's funny here, but seriously don't make that joke on an actual spider community, none of the residents will think it's funny.

[–] Sanctus 8 points 2 weeks ago

My grandmother lost her pinky finger to one of those! Do not ingore the bite! It will require medical attention.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I hate brown recluses so much. I've known several people that needed surgery because of them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I would like to know the inside joke, but I also don't want to look at a bunch of pictures of spiders...

I'm not arachnophobic, but I'm also not a spider voyeur, and am perfectly okay with them staying in their corners of the house while I stay in mine.

So uhhhh.... Can someone explain the joke I'm too scared to try and understand? I assume it's in the same vein as "the MELTdown " on the reddit grilled cheese page

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I did in another reply to the comment you just repied to.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmao that's what I get for leaving the page up for twenty minutes without hitting "submit reply"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

lol, I've been there.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So what are these sentient dots? I keep seeing them everywhere, but no one else around me does. This is the first time I've seen anyone else acknowledge their existence.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Red spider mites. They're plant pests.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Red spider mite is the common name for Tetranychus urticae. That's quite the specific ID for such a terrible picture. I don't think it's correct, Trombidiidae seems more likely (and those are predators).

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

You know what, I think you are right. I was hasty and the shape fits your suggestion better.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Seems to be a mite (possibly red velvet mite).

[–] davidgro 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ok, what is the salad dressing one and why is it labeled that way?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

It's called a vinegaroon it's not actually dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's a vinegaroon, which a lot of people may recognize as the poor creature that mad-eye moody demonstrates the cruciatus curse on in Harry Potter.

Edit: was wrong, it's actually a tailless whip scorpion that got tortured by crazy eyes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're thinking of the Tailless Whip Scorpion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oops, wrong arachnid. You are indeed correct.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The long legs boys are the best. The weaver ones and the Hunters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Something about those legs just makes me want to call them daddy.

[–] Anticorp 7 points 2 weeks ago

Sentient is pushing it.