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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Cosmonaut_Collin 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

Oh, yeah, that is a queen.

I thought it was a king, hence stalemate, like making a jab that Australian food is stale.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

As an Aussie I didn't get this joke, we just get up and pay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure it's en passant

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It’s a queen

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Couldn't be a king as it would have already been stalemate the previous turn otherwise

[–] Burn_The_Right 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Time for a succulent game of Chinese chess!

[–] flicker 3 points 2 months ago

RIP to a legend.

[–] arsepisser 19 points 2 months ago

Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I didn't know australians used different terminology for chess, you learn something new every day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Billmate, atheists.

[–] MissJinx 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes

don't judge me I don't know how to link a comunity. better than nothing I guess lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you find out how to do it correctly at anarchychess as well

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the only people who still use cheques have got to be like 300 years old

[–] merari42 2 points 2 months ago

Three hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it's likely even worse.

[–] Bach37strad 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Guy who only knows checkers: "Boy am I stuffed. King me!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with that horsey?

[–] ngwoo 6 points 2 months ago

That's the shrimp piece

[–] niktemadur 2 points 2 months ago

Watch me check your Bruce with my Sheila, mate.

[–] feedum_sneedson 1 points 2 months ago

Cheque please