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[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unironically an excellent track.

[–] cuerdo 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

But that is "dudu-dudu dun, dun-dun dun, dun-dun dun"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

No, that goes like this:

Darude - Sandstorm

  • Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

  • dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun

  • BOOM

  • dundun dundun dundun

  • BEEP

  • dun dun dun dun dun

  • dun dun

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOM

  • daddaddadadsadadadadadadadadadaddadadadadadaddadadaddadadadadadadadadadadadaddadddadaddadadadd dadadadaddaddadad

  • dadadddaddadaddadadadddadadada

  • nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nnyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

  • nnn nn nn nn nn nn n nn nnn nn nn nnn nnn nnnnnnnn

  • dddddddd ddadadadadaddadadadadadaadadadadadad

  • BOOM

  • nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • BOOM

  • BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

  • BOOM

  • nyunyunyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • BOOM BOOM

  • BEEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • dadadadadada

  • ddadad

  • BOOM BOOM

  • BBEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BOOM

  • (Unintellgibile)

  • ddudndundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dund

  • dododododododododododododododododododododododododododododoodo

  • DRUM DRUM DRUM

  • ddodododododoododododododododoodododododododo

  • chi chi chi chi chi chih

  • BOOOM

  • chcihcihfkdhfdisjfkla

  • dodododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododoo

  • SCHEW

  • dododododododoodododododododododododododo

  • dadadadddudndundundudnudndundundunddunfudnundudnudnudndund

  • BOOM

  • FADE

[–] gibmiser 7 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

missing a Dun in all the first three lines, and what is the rest supposed to be?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

No, that's

Dun dundun dun dun dun dun

Dun dundun dun dundun dun dun dun

Dundundundundundundundun dundundundundundundundun

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Symphony No. 5 by Ludwig van Beethoven, obviously.

[–] disguy_ovahea 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

No, silly. That goes

DUNDUNDUN DUUUUUUN

DUNDUNDUN DUUUUUUN

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 15 points 3 months ago

I’m not talking about that part.

[–] CM400 5 points 3 months ago

His 5th symphony starts

DUNDUNDUN DUUUUN

Which is also dot-dot-dot-dash

Which is V in the English alphabet

Which is 5 in Roman numerals

[–] Kolonel_Kahlua 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Yo thats paralyzer by finger eleven.

[–] Jilanico 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Orbituary 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's the correct answer.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Clearly the battlefield 1942 theme song

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Definitely Darude - Sandstorm

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Metallica. Master of Puppets.

[–] ettyblatant 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nah, that's

dudududadudadu dun dun dun, dudududadada dunu duna duna duna / dududadududadu dun dun dun, dudududadada duna duna duna duna duna duna / bubuDA bubudA bubudA bubudA budaaaaaaaaaa

[–] FoxyGrandpa 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Holst - the planets, jupiter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Visions of the Venture Brothers run through my head.

[–] Mango 13 points 3 months ago

Imperial March

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Daft punk robot rock

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Prisencolinensinainciusol - Adriano Celentano

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Let's start a riot Edit: whoops I get the joke now, too late guess I'm on a list gg

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mind explaining it for the thick (like me)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sure thing! I thought it was the song Riot by Three Days Grace, which led me to believe the meme was prompting people to post the lyric "Let's start a riot," which could be against TOS depending on the forum, and could flag you by government agencies sweeping for keywords. But then I reread the image and now I have no clue what song it is... 🙃

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[–] Giftzwerg02 8 points 3 months ago

That song from Greenday in the Simpsons movie

(literally)

[–] WhollyGuacamole 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In The Hall of the Mountain King?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's more like

Dun dun dun dun din dun din
din dun din
din dun din
dun dun dun dun din dun din diii din dun dun dun din

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

That wasn’t music anon that was me and your sister.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Could also be I am the Doctor

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Orff’s Carmina Burana

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pirates of the Carribean Theme

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Tom's Diner.

[–] NegativeInf 5 points 3 months ago

Law and order theme.

[–] EvilMe 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

that would be

dada dunndunn

dada dunndunn

dada dunndunn

dadadunnah

[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 3 months ago

Swans - The Seer

[–] Buddahriffic 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Funny thing is I think I know the tune he's talking about but I have no idea what the name of the piece is or who composed it.

But it's one of the classical pieces that often gets used as background music for scenes showing fancy things. It's been on Looney Tunes, though that doesn't really help to narrow it down at all.

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[–] Pacattack57 3 points 3 months ago

Erika - Major Hans Friess

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] LittleBorat3 2 points 3 months ago

It's this seventies synthie pop song by some French artist.

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