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[–] ooterness 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Orcas (so called "killer whales") aren't whales at all, they're actually dolphins.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Cladistically dolphins are a type of toothed whale. They're more closely related to species like sperm whales than toothed whales and baleen whales are to each other.

[–] Noodle07 5 points 2 months ago

Depends on how your language classifies their names I guess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~~Cetaceans technically, dolphins being the most well-known cetacean.~~ I was hasty, they are actually in the dolphin family, Delphinidae. Neat.

[–] Blue_Morpho 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Are you saying the Bible is a lie?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

tbf the guy famously survived

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yes, people didn't exist back then.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're Orcas, not "Killer whales".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're Maine Coons, not 'House Cats'

They're just commonly understood colloquial names.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Iirc it was a mistranslation and the actual name translated to whale killer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Can't believe the woke mob is coming for Pinocchio /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, whales don't attack humans in the wild

Only at theme parks

[–] Diplomjodler3 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The orca would rip you to bits before eating you.

[–] AngryCommieKender 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Actually, the last documented orca attack in the wild was in the 1800s. The orca bit the human once and spit the guy out. Didn't even sever the arm that got bitten. Orcas as a species will eat anything in the water, including the occasional polar bear, except us. Individual Orcas have very narrow diets depending on the pod. Their eating habits are fascinating if you look into them.

Now if the orca was put into a fishbowl, and forced to do tricks while in solitary confinement? Well PTSD is a motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

some can.

some can try, but cant.

some cant even try as their mouths dont allow for it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

sure but if i'm in the position where the silver lining is "that whale can't actually swallow you" i feel like i'm already done for.
if nothing else i can't imagine that being in the mouth of a whale would be good for my micromort intake

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Professorozone 1 points 2 months ago

I heard a story a while back about A SCUBA diver that was sort of swallowed by a whale. He was allegedly all the way in, then the whale spat him out and he was only bruised. It appeared to be an accident. But if I remember correctly, the credibility of the story was in question.

Sooooo... not sure why I answered. Well I'm this far now....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I only hope