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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Soo what would one do if they hate lasagna?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm not a big pasta person in general and lasagna is like pasta³

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ZoopZeZoop 1 points 5 months ago

I like lasagna, but can I switch to pizza, too? Extra cheese, please.

[–] Phoenix3875 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Do I stop at step one or is it a looping step? Just want to know if i need to clear my shed out or not.

[–] radix 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Any advice on step 1.5: getting the bad feelings out of my brain? Like with a knife or...?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

I've had good luck with screaming into the jar, but you have to buy it and take it home first, or else the people at the store will ask you to leave.

[–] Num10ck 3 points 5 months ago

freewriting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I fantasize about cutting ears and shoving it in one's mouth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Easy there, Vincent.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Or cake. Cake's good too.

[–] TheOneWithTheHair 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

i too like lasagna. i can get a jar. how do i open the gate to another dimension again?

[–] NorthWestWind 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Flex your portal muscle but instead of grip try to “expand”

Its a combination of holding your pee AND pushing out a poop, but you have to also hold the sneeze in and do NOT scratch your arm.

[–] edgemaster72 1 points 5 months ago

I think it involves pondering an orb, not sure

[–] niktemadur 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like the seed of a premise for a Rick & Morty episode.
Something-something... then the things from the other dimension come through the portal into our universe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The bad feelings turn into three Cronenberg lasagnas: a nihilistic Cronenberg lasagna, an existential Cronenberg lasagna, and an absurdist Cronenberg lasagna. Similar to the ghosts of Christmas in A Christmas Carol, the Cronenberg lasagnas take Rick and Morty on different journeys to teach them how to deal with bad feelings.

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 5 months ago

Garfield approves

[–] jaybone 2 points 5 months ago

I was a robot all along.