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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't understand, why was it a thread

[–] [email protected] 162 points 1 month ago

The dealer is telling him not to try anything stupid because he's armed.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seriously. Just because he didn't know the type of gun doesn't mean it was a threat. It sounds like he was just saying "just fyi there's a gun out", because lots of people will freak the fuck out if they see a gun.

[–] CluckN 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That wasn’t a threat. “Don’t try anything I have a gun” is a threat, not “Come up for dabs fyi I have a gun sitting in the open”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Eh, it could be both. In a drug deal I'd take it as a sort of "you don't wanna mess with me"

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Having a gun to protect your weed is so ridiculously dumb. It's not worth that much, and you go from very little time to potentially mega time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sure, a couple pounds or something.

5+ or 10+ and that's their life on the line to protect. If they lose that, its over. Back to zero.

For someone like that that would be their entire life savings/work gone in seconds. You lose that product and can't serve you lose your clientele. Forever.

Can't buy groceries with no money. Your kids go hungry or miss school because you cant pay your car note and you get the cops at your door. Then you got some real problems.

This is assuming of course that whoever robs you doesn't also have a gun and uses it immediately and kill your ass.

Depending on the situation, could be a lot more loss than you're thinking.

I think the dumbest part of this would be someone in that line of work inviting people in or having them show up to their house in the first place. Super fucking stupid. If someone knows you have something that makes a lot of money they will try and take it from you eventually.

But idk I'm just some guy who watches crime shows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think you're onto something. There was an Active Self Protection video (channel recaps real life self-defense scenarios) today of a home invasion where the attackers definitely knew the place, and there were drugs in the open.

Edit: totally forgot the cherry on top, there was a gun lying out when they came in, and one of the intruders grabbed it immediately.

Don't invite untrustworthy people into your home period (this is an extension of the 5th crack commandment), lock your doors and keep your gun in a holster.

[–] nifty 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon wasn’t buying weed, but didn’t want to say what he was really buying bc 4chan has feds on it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This seems like the most likely answer...

[–] Revonult 13 points 1 month ago

Might be more than just a weed dealer, but yeah.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My former dealer introduced me to dabs during one visit. It was so fucking strong that I (despite being a wake-and-baker for nearly three decades) asked to use his bathroom, where I sat on the toilet with my head in my hands trying to figure out who to give all my weed to since I was going to have to quit smoking altogether. I came to my senses a few minutes later and my dealer laughed his ass off when I told him about it. I used to think I was a potential medalist in the Pot Smoking Olympics, but that shit sorted me out right quick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If your thought is "pot doesn't get me as high as it did when I first started smoking", you should definitely try dabs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But then you get the "Dabs don't get me as high as they did when I first started dabbing" trip and have to take a month long T break.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 1 month ago

Welcome to drugs!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

In many states, if you have a gun anywhere in possession while committing a drug crime, even selling weed, it adds years of mandatory sentence onto the charges, often way more than the drug crime itself. I would be extremely weary of anyone mentioning anything about a gun and drugs together in a communication the cops can pin on you ... because while they may be the nicest dealer you ever met, they are not the smartest.

[–] boatsnhos931 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait till you buy heroin or coke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

My heroin guy was driving a tank, my crystal meth guy was just sitting on a nuke Dr Strangelove-style

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wanted to upvote this but its at 420 right now, so..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It has 690 now, you can upvote it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

lol the downvotes