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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No amount of gatekeeping will ever shake my undying love for pineapple on pizza!

[–] acunasdaddy 26 points 1 year ago (13 children)

I’ve been to Italy many times (wife’s from there). Yes the pizza is amazing. Yes in almost every case. Yes they do not understand pineapple on pizza.

But they are wrong. Those fuckers sometimes put boiled eggs and shit on there which ruin it.

Just because somewhere invests something doesn’t mean they have ultimate and final say. Hamburgers came from Germany and I know our fatasses got those things perfected here.

Pineapple on pizza is amazing

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[–] Gomez 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of the best pizzas I've eaten had wood roasted pineapple with smoked duck, jalapenos, tomatoes and mozzarella.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sound amazing. I love pineapple with jalapeño

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Lost me at the duck but pineapple, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, jalepenos, and olives is my jam.

Sweet and spicy is such a solid combination.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why is it called Canadian bacon anyway? In Canada, we'd call that "ham". Bacon is bacon!

[–] bustrpoindextr 1 points 1 year ago

Are you sure you wouldn't call it "back bacon"? Because Canadian bacon isn't ham. It's a kind of bacon.

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[–] scottywh 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Pineapple, bacon, and jalapeno has been my go to for years

[–] A7thStone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm with you except I substitute the jalapenos with banana peppers. I've never been a fan of jalapenos though. I find something in their flavor strange.

[–] scottywh 3 points 1 year ago

I'm not a fan of banana peppers interestingly enough, although I do sometimes substitute the jalapenos for green peppers at times when I'm feeling concerned about heartburn or something like that...

It's equally good that way too, IMHO.

[–] scottywh 1 points 1 year ago

This discussion (along with a push notification from Domino's about having enough points for a free pizza) inspired me to have this for dinner tonight even... 😂

[–] partial_accumen 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Listen, if you don't like a pizza with pineapple and jalapenos on it, you're dead to me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Found the narco.

[–] scottywh 3 points 1 year ago

Add bacon and you've found my perfect slice

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

*Chatham, Ontario, 1962

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recently saw a TV commercial for Little Caesars Pizza, where they're now offering a limited-edition pineapple-flavored Pepsi as part of a meal deal. That way, you can have your pineapple flavor without necessarily pissing off the "no pineapple on pizza" purists among those you're sharing the pizza with.

Whether anyone will like pineapple-flavored Pepsi is up for debate.

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[–] Chickenstalker 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pizza is the Westoid version of sushi. Both are actually simple peasant food that were needlessly glorified. Pizza is just bread with stuff on it stuck together by melted cheese. Is chees on toast a high cuisine? No. Neither is pizza. Put whatever you want on your bread.

[–] Agent641 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel like putting random toppings on flat bread during baking is probably the oldest cuisine imaginable, going back to caveman days many thousands of years ago. No doubt cameman-gordon ramsay (who is the same person as modern gordon ramsay) would have some mean thing to say about it though.

[–] swan 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I hope over time Lemmy gets better memes

[–] Decoy321 37 points 1 year ago (7 children)

You can make some yourself

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[–] Mog_Spawn 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wish the comments had quality here.

[–] drphungky 3 points 1 year ago

I wish you were quality here.

[–] swan 3 points 1 year ago

I agree! Would be nice if we did sometimes

[–] orphiebaby 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you implying you think this one is bad? I thought it was pretty funny, myself.

[–] swan 7 points 1 year ago

No, it’s not bad. Just finding that there is a lot of Facebook boomer memes and just older style memes here instead of actual original content. But this is also for shitposting so I’m moreso yelling into the wind for fun

[–] mrami 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Agent641 1 points 1 year ago

Most are seem like they were made by the memesmiths apprentice. When is the master memesmith going to show some pride in his work again?

[–] AndreyAsimow 2 points 1 year ago

look how they massacred my Pasta!

[–] zencat 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They mia'd the mamma out of him

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It was a sad day for us all

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