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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] aviationeast 37 points 1 month ago (5 children)

More likely to be arachnid's. Would you like to know more?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship.

[–] VelvetStorm 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, if anything, it's crabs.

[–] aviationeast 2 points 1 month ago

Crab spiders it is then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which crabs? The crab body plan evolved five times.

[–] VelvetStorm 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lol that WHOOSH was it going right over my head

[–] Chainweasel 8 points 1 month ago
[–] ChicoSuave 4 points 1 month ago

Arachnid now decapod.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Children of Time

[–] synapse1278 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is a Rick'n'Morty episode, isn't it ?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually, it's a Futurama plot. The one where the Professor says "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It’s both.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

and they sent their DNA here in a galaxy wide seeding operation?

[–] Zorque 5 points 1 month ago

Spread that doctrine, Saurian bro.

[–] TheDeepState 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] cryptiod137 11 points 1 month ago

It did, but then meteor happens

And avian dinosaurs are still around

[–] theywilleatthestars 3 points 1 month ago

Finding a Pandavaris on a distant planet would be less of a cause for concern.

[–] Sanctus 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

New studies show there's likely 1 lifeforms capable of vast communication per galaxy if that. :\ but dunno how accepted that is just saw it posted here.

I choose to believe in dinoverse. Riding asteroids to new planets all lo tech.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are people downvoting you? There was a time scientists thought going 35mph in a car would make your brain explode. The point is, science can say anything, and until its proven wrong, it could be right. 100 years ago scientists told everyone that an atom was the smallest thing possible, and then they split that open and were like "HOLY SHIT, WHAT ARE ALL THESE THINGS???"

The point is, believe what you want with science. Until you're proven wrong, you might be right.

Maybe there WERE two shooters in the JFK shooting. But BOTH shooters were Lee Harvey Oswald!!! Whoa!!! You didn't consider time travel, did you???

Could be.

[–] Sanctus 3 points 1 month ago

Idk it doesn't matter tho lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

There's over a million viable alternatives to DNA as carriers of genetic data, so the odds are actually extremely low that something we could classify as saurian in convergent traits

And that's before you get into even more exotic theorizes forms of life like gas clouds in the interstellar void that appear to form helical patterns when current runs through them, silicon based life in extremophile environments, and possible micro-time lifeforms that can only exist in the interior of different kinds of neutron stars.

Also, the lifeform which got the closest to converging on the great ape body plan, which thus far is the most efficient to be observed for complex use of tools, is actually pre-mezozoic, a Permian proto-mammal labelled Suminia, it even had opposable thumbs, although it is theorized to have primarily moved on all fours, so the thumbs were probably for branch clinging instead of hammer swinging.

[–] ieatpwns 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

DINOSPERMIA