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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also sounds like something from a Stephen King book.

[–] daddy32 2 points 1 month ago

You beat me to it! But only by five days!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

gotta be the plot to killer klowns from outer space 2

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was a bit sheltered by a strict parent, and saw the original as a kid at a babysitter's. Mistake! I had nightmares for a while after...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do Clownfish breed in captivity? I know the Blue Tang "Dory" don't, leading to massive population decline following the "Finding Nemo" movie as aquarium's scrambled to obtain some.

[–] Pacmanlives 5 points 1 month ago

Yes, the clowns in my tank were breed in captivity. There are a ton of fish now breed in captivity

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Blue Tang Wang Clang breeds with EVERYbody.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I respect your efforts.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I need the Tumblr clown husbandry fandom to weigh in on this - do clowns lay eggs or live-birth?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Balloon animal eggs

Bonus because I had to see them so now you do too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Pouch like a kangaroo

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I don't understand fear of clowns

[–] halcyoncmdr 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Many fears are not logical. Clowns though sort of make sense.

Being fearful of something that CLEARLY is out of place goes straight back to evolutionary reactions to our world.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If that was the case we wouldn't have circus and rodeo clowns, both of which are lightheated fun and not terrifying demons of the night.

[–] halcyoncmdr 3 points 1 month ago

We're talking about an irrational fear here. Just because it's generally irrational, that doesn't mean that there isn't a valid base that the irrationality stems from. Evolution has hardwired us to be fearful of certain things, usually that is just a general discomfort and avoidance, but for some people those fears go beyond the rational response. Clowns may seem like a silly thing to be afraid of to someone that's not scared of them, because you have a rational response to that stimulus.

For a more general example, let's look at a different phobia, one that people often reference incorrectly, referencing general discomfort as if it were a phobia, claustrophobia. Humans generally don't like cramped or small confined spaces, it reduces mobility and options, which evolutionary meant survival, but to those with claustrophobia that instead feels like a real life or death situation, regardless of actual safety. You put a "normal" person in a dog crate and they'll be uncomfortable but they know they aren't going to die just by being in there. Put someone claustrophobic in one however and they'll likely feel like they can't breathe and are dying, despite there clearly being enough airflow, and while they know there's enough air, their fear won't let them process that correctly, it's irrational.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My family was killed by a rodeo clown.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to know whose idea it was to paint bold whimsical colors on a person's face in the first place? Like who thought that was a good idea, and what was the effect they were going for?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Probably entertainment before TV

[–] PunnyName 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uncanny Valley is probably the main culprit. It's close enough to human, but not.

[–] daddy32 2 points 1 month ago

That's why I hate mimes probably.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

R.I.P. Ronald McDonald. Killed by the great clown scare of the twenty teens.

[–] PunnyName 8 points 1 month ago

I remember the murder clowns if 2016. And then one was elected into the highest office (with some electoral college fuckery).

[–] bulwark 4 points 1 month ago

I've got a theory that John Wayne Gacy paved the way for that fear. Not saying it wasn't around before, but after you'd feel pretty vindicated.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My best drummer was a clown. His whole family was clowns. I wish I'd kept in touch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha you could contact him again?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 month ago

last I heard he's an actuary so i'm not sure he's anything like what I knew him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe the new Balatro update dropped.