Thanks this was the worst but I laughed.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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glassy, jarred look on her face
Top kek
sticking my noodle in
saucy
/me re-reads first sentence.
:: facepalm ::
"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"
But tomatoes are fruits...
Biologically, they're fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they're vegetables.
Nah, tomatoes are fruits.
Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive
Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉
So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?
I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though
Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.
House MD pride month special
and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.
Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.
/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.
45 seconds I'll never get back :(
The ancient texts!
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There it is.
Tag team, back again.
Fuck you, thank you
An oldie, but a goodie.
Magnificent bastard.
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Honestly better than the giant metal fan greentext imo