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[–] Carvex 106 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Look at that loser piece of shit holding the swastika. It's still got all the creases from the chinese bag it was in earlier that day. That pussy of a man was too scared to ever fly it in public before this moment, it's up to the rest of us to make sure he's too scared to ever fly it again.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 32 points 4 months ago

Same with the back confederate one.

[–] FlyingSquid 17 points 4 months ago

I think he'd be fine with a Chinese person forced to stay in China and work in a sweatshop to make propaganda for him. That seems pretty on-brand for a Nazi.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He could also basically be described as 'low rent/low T Ed Norton from American History X, cosplaying as Ed Norton from Fight Club.'

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

He looks scared lol. Chicken ass bitch.

[–] riodoro1 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He’s also a prime example of a supreme race man.

If supreme race meant looking like that virgin piece of shit goebbels.

Really sad and funny, or pathetic really to be preaching about overlords and untermensch with a receding hairline, non existent jaw line, bad posture and 1,7m height.

It reminds me of this gold https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wahv7NS329U

[–] danc4498 34 points 4 months ago (3 children)

They also claim to be the party of Jesus.

[–] FlyingSquid 29 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The Jesus who said this in the book of Matthew, chapter 19:

21 Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

22 When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.

23 Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

What a commie.

Of course, these days, Jesus is too much of a lib cuck for them, so they might not be the party of Jesus too much longer.

https://newrepublic.com/post/174950/christianity-today-editor-evangelicals-call-jesus-liberal-weak

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Seriously, if I were Christian - and I have read enough of the Bible and christian philosophers that I could be if I wasn't a pretty convinced atheist - I'd genuinely think the evangelicals and a figure like Trump had to be the symbolical Antichrist with how they act and think

[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Didn't know that article, but I did make the connections myself when I was re-reading the whole revelation stuff for fun a while back, it is quite funny

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You might consider christian atheism to be a compelling philosophical outlook then, basically atheists who've rejected the mythos but still agree with the actual values Jesus espoused and the model of behavior other christian figures have lived in example of.

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[–] danc4498 11 points 4 months ago

What he meant was that the goal in life is to ensure as many people as possible are poor. Republicans really are doing gods work! 🙏

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

There's also Ecclisiasticus 34:18-21 which basically calls the owner class knowing murderers and robbers trying to buy their way out of the consequences whenever they make charity out of their wealth.

Whosoever makes donations out of goods they have gotten immorally, their charity is absurdity; their gifts are a mockery of generosity.

The heavens detest charity given by bloody hands; no amount n'or value given by such serves to appease the highest.

Whosoever takes for giving what little fills the stores of the disfortuned, they do the same as one who kills a child before their parents' eyes.

The bread of the disfortuned is their lifeblood, and whosoever defrauds the disfortuned of it, their hands run red with that blood, the same as any murderer or brute of different means.

A different transcription of that passage is what turned a conquistador into a Jesuit bishop who would refuse dying rights to landowners who wouldn't free their indigenous slaves. Dude wasn't perfect even after his revelation, but he still did a serious 180 when the meaning of that passage sunk in for him.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine marching alongside Nazi flags and thinking you're on the right side of history. Confederate is bad enough, but I can accept that they're delusional enough to not see what's wrong with it. Nazi? There's no argument to be made.

[–] ben_dover 2 points 4 months ago

"tell me you're a son of a bitch without saying you're a son of a bitch"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Tight grouping, zero awareness or object permanence….

Looks like a target rich environment I can defend my property in.

Will nobody rid me of these turbulent fascists?

[–] TwoBeeSan 16 points 4 months ago

Not a chin in sight

[–] telllos 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Please, wear something else other than beige pants

[–] Wogi 29 points 4 months ago

Like an orange jumpsuit?

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[–] KeefChief13 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That one guy got a shield.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Looks like it would fold from the pressure of a squirt gun.

[–] frunch 8 points 4 months ago

I can only imagine how many battles it has served him so far 🥴

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I potentially see 2 Gadsden flags. Why do these assholes always seem to think that the Gadsden Flag represents them? I would like to know what their rationale is — if any.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

They think it means that if you try to fuck with them, they won’t run away blubbering like a baby. They’re wrong about that.

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[–] samus12345 7 points 4 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Someone needs to iron their flag. Shit has so many creases. Hang on, I think wiping my ass with it might help. Lemme see that for a minute…

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin 10 points 4 months ago

I say burn it. No point in soiling your ass with that flag.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why the guy has a round shield?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Simple. He's a dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Look, you really shouldn't fly the Reich flag, but if you insist, at least iron the damn thing...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also Hitler wouldn't be proud because it's a mirrored swastika. The correct flag had to be right angled on both sides!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

lmao, I am not observant enough to notice that. I looked up some flags from WWII era photographs, and it appears that this dummy put the flag on the pole upside down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I like how they're especially confused and have don't tread on me flags. The flag the original (not confederate) colonies flew against the British.

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