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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How is that even possible?

[–] Lapus 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I have been looking at it for a while. First of all the noodles can't be completely soft. Then they really should use pointed needles, the blunt ones could smoosh the noodle. Lastly I can't figure out how they got the mushrooms in bedded besides photoshop.

I'm thinking, no. Not completely plausible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I didn't even notice the mushrooms. I still think I could do it with completely cooked noodles, and my issue with these photos was always how they managed to find such long ones that hadn't broken or run out and required ~~thread~~ noodle changes. But with those needles? Lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I agree fake, but only because this knitted piece would require a single noodle many yards long in order to achieve this length. Unless this is a singular noodle of epic proportions, there's no way this could be done.

A standard ramen noodle would get you two, maybe 3 rows before running out.

(Been knitting for over ten years now)

[–] ditherwither 5 points 11 months ago

This makes me feel uncomfortable lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Babe wake up, new lasagna noodle just dropped