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Coming out. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by Anticorp to c/funny
 
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[–] [email protected] 87 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

This is my greatest anxiety about the chance of having a gay child. I mean, alongside the systemic oppression they will face.

But also, I'm both afraid I'll make this joke and regret it. And also afraid I'll pass on the chance to make this joke and regret it.

Plus the systemic oppression thing. That too.

[–] Anticorp 35 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Just make the joke, it is your obligation as a father. It would also greatly diffuse the situation and cooly tell your kid that you're fine with it and still love them, and that nothing will change between you two.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Just make the joke, it is your obligation as a father.

I'll hold onto that. Hopefully my kids would worry about me if I somehow didn't make the joke, at this point, anyway.

[–] KillerTofu 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

As someone who came out and didn’t speak to their father for a year, this would have been a much better response to my coming out.

We’re good now though, it’s been 30 years.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

The best part about the cartoon is that you can pass the joke at first, then send the cartoon later anyway

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wish my kid was gay just so I could do this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"but Daaad, I am straight."

"WHAT, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE FOUND YOUR KINK"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Sexual orientation isn't really a kink but lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

He can come out as something suitably unacceptable, like a breeder.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

It can be ;)

[–] Mango 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What do I say when I actually laugh out loud? Lol doesn't work anymore.

[–] Anticorp 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Right? You have to type it all out like you did.

[–] Mango 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

These eyes look really wrong and weird, considering that the remaining drawing looks realistic.

[–] Shardikprime 12 points 5 months ago

That makes it a 100 times better

[–] Shardikprime 12 points 5 months ago

The dude says lol LMAO 🤣

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] thefrankring 3 points 5 months ago

Plot twist: he meant gay as cheerful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] -5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

....lateral dispersion is not an answer, but delay...ask dad and grandad about the Y...teehee

[–] Agrivar 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

until the 60's, nude swimming was the norm...

[–] Agrivar 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

agrivar....hahahahahha