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WARWICKSHIRE, ENGLAND—Bray claimed that the sword was a “fidget” – something to keep his hands busy. He had bought it online as a fidget toy. On 8 June 2024, officers were made aware through CCTV operators of a man – Anthony Bray – walking down Queens Road, Nuneaton with something in his hand. Bray approached officers with the item in his hand visible, at which point he was arrested as he was carrying a bladed article.

Officers tried to explain to Bray that, despite its intended purpose, it was in fact a sharply pointed item which could be used as a weapon and might put others in fear of it being used against them.

In addition to the four months in prison, Bray is required to pay a victims’ surcharge of £154.

Sgt Spellman of the Patrol Investigations Unit said “We take a zero tolerance to bladed articles in public, and Bray has fallen afoul of this.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2024/07/03/zelda-master-sword-gets-man-4-months-prison-time-but-theres-more-to-the-story/:

What’s missing from every report about this I could find, and what is so crucial to understanding this story, however is that Anthony Bray is a repeat offender with a long rap sheet and numerous prison sentences, several of which were for burglary including serial burglary. In 2011, Bray was convicted and sentenced to four years in prison after getting “three strikes” for burgling residences. But his run-ins with the law go back to 1989 and he was in court numerous times throughout the 90s as well.

The last wrinkle to this story is the very real problem with knife violence in the UK. Warwickshire is in the Midlands where knife violence is higher than any other region, higher even than in London. There were 5,234 knife offenses in the region in 2023 alone including a number of murders. Perhaps it is through this lens that we should view the arrest and prison sentence of Anthony Bray.

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[–] kambusha 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“It is possible to find fidget toys that aren’t six-inch blades. It is possible not to walk down the street holding them out in front of you.

“With a bit more self-awareness, Bray could have avoided contact with us completely.”

Yeah, fair enough.

[–] baatliwala 27 points 4 months ago

He's been a repeat offender since 89, so he has no self-awareness at all.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man arrested for walking down street with sword has been sentenced.

Is it meant to be oniony because it is a video game sword?

[–] SupraMario 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It was 6" and plastic... it's a toy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

It's interesting you are saying it's 6" like that's not a bad thing when the law in the UK is no longer than 3".

I guess if it is plastic the sentence seems a bit harsh, but you would also get in trouble for a plastic replica gun that looked realistic. Seems like he has plenty of priors which is probably more the issue.

All in all, not oniony.

EDIT: It doesn't seem plastic

Important to note that this wasn’t just a prop. The blade was sharp.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah, 6” is basically a kitchen knife. I carry a fairly large pocket knife by most standards, (a Smith & Wesson Black Ops 3) but it’s only 3.25 inches long. That 6” blade (plus the hilt) isn’t something you’re going to be able to fit into your pocket, and I certainly wouldn’t consider carrying one around on a day-to-day basis. It’s fine as a novelty letter opener, but it should stay at your desk.

[–] neclimdul 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's not a knife, this is a knife...

[–] Bgugi 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] neclimdul 3 points 4 months ago

All right, all right. You win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

it's written with onions enough for me >:3

[–] SupraMario -3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Violence isn't magically stopped because of knife lengths.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nobody said it is, but stopping people walking down the street with literal swords is probably helping.

[–] SupraMario -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Clearly not since they called out how much knife crime exist here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I know there's a constant scare about UK knife crime, but compared to other countries it's really not the epidemic it's made out to be.

[–] SupraMario 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

O I completely understand that, it's not really an issue. My point is that prohibition doesn't work on humans, people will be violent with or without tools to do violence. Education and social support is the best way to decrease violence, not trying to continuously remove the next weapon people create or use.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

In fact, one of the things that encourages violence is to make its outcome more predictable.

Weapons decrease that predictability, increasing the riskiness of engaging in violence.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Yeah definitely not magically. I’d say it’s more a matter of geometry than magic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Doesn’t seem plastic to me

[–] TheBananaKing 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Being guilty of burglary in the past doesn't make him more likely to attack people now.

Living in a huge region of the country with a high rate of knife crime doesn't make one specific person more of a threat.

Okay, it's illegal to walk down the street waving a knife around, that's fine. But the bit on the end is fucking bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I agree with your second point, but the first one is plain bullshit.

That's like saying someone who's had history making violent threat is not more likely to commit violence than other people.

[–] TheBananaKing 8 points 4 months ago

Burglary, not robbery.

By definition, burglary is stealing without confrontation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just because YOU murder every living thing on every thieves guild quest doesn't mean everyone else does. Burgling doesn't imply violence. Robbery maybe, but the humble burgle does not.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's what a thief would say.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Well this thief has stolen my heart.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Not very populated in comparison though. If you take Birmingham, it's got around 1.5m people. London / Greater London has around 8m / 12m. So higher instances are noteworthy.

[–] TheBananaKing 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That has got precisely fuck all to do with the intent of one individual.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

It does though. If you have massive amounts of knife crime, the context makes sense. If there is none and one person does it, it's all about the person.

Either way, walking publicly with a big sword claiming it's a fidget spinner substitute is BS.

[–] TheBananaKing 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So to be clear, you're fine with guilt by association.

Specifically, association with 11,000 square miles of land.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

No.

The context is useful to understand the area and what occurs there though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So you think that individualistic ethics become collectivist the more people are engaged in a particular ethical or unethical behavior?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Many studies have looked into this, culture etc. For example how people conducted themselves in say Nazi Germany or during the Rwandan genocide.

Simply trying to understand how so many folk can commit such atrocities.

Knife crime is viewed differently in areas with high amounts of it. It's more shocking in an area it doesn't exist. In an area where folk growing up knowing or seeing people being stabbed, it's seen very differently.

I don't think juries should necessarily take it into consideration, but understanding situations, it's quite relevant. If you've stepped into both poor and rich areas, you'll understand the differences.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So it sounds like individualist ethics then, just with the cultural surround taken into account in how the numbers affect that individual’s perception of the crime? Something like that?

I thought you were saying the ethical value of the individual act was a function of purely the number of times it was happening in an area.

Kinda like how “we have record amounts of crack smoking so let’s punish crack smoking harder” is an example of what I mean by “individualist ethics becoming collectivist ethics on account of specific numerical thresholds”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Fair point, and no on the last point. Legalise weed, tackle gangs and help addicts get the help they need. Punishment doesn't always work on crime. Without some element of reform.

Of course knife crime is pretty high here and if anything, police are a little weak on it and it has got out of control because jails are too full.

In some parts of the UK, it is genuinely scary to walk around and even looking at some young folk wrong is the best way to end up in an ambulance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Maybe, but all the offenses made police think something was up, the merits of that aside.

[–] TokenBoomer 2 points 4 months ago

The article fails. How did he find it in the lost forest?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Say what you will about it but I really like living in America, this is horse shit for sure. What a stupid nanny ass country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It was a 6-inch metallic dagger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ok, and I don’t see the problem. Literally less dangerous than a sharpened pencil. It ha s a toothpick sized half inch long handle. Where I live there’s no real restrictions on knives. The thought of 4 months for possession ofa tiny toy knife that’s probably metallized plastic or garbage pot metal is absurd.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Literally less dangerous than a sharpened pencil.

It's a knife. 6 inches is by no means tiny and enough to kill in one sweep. It's bigger than the typical fruit knife.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It’s a sword shaped toy with no real handle. 4 months is stupid as fuck.