"How long are your guts" is the epitome of quintessential big dick energy.
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2024
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Oh OctopusCaveman, "wants to bone" was right there
The skeleton is really horny and doesn't have time for puns.
It's all in the delivery. "How long are your guts" with a sly wink often works for me.
Tries aggressively winking but continues to fail due to lack of eye lids
I have no genitals and I must fuck.
This skeleton may not have genitals, but they sure know how to bone.
"How long are your guts?" might work if he was gay.
"Do they need mushing up?"
How long are your guts is CRAZY 🤣
Got those fuck me sockets going on.
He's dtf but he has nobody
Well I'm seduced
Well they are working on me just fine
He just like me fr
Well I mean, I do like to eat pussy.