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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Apparently, water also burns

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

As someone that has experience pouring boiling hot pasta water over my feet I can confirm that it indeed burns.

[–] asteriskeverything 44 points 4 days ago (7 children)

What order of events was this conversation?? I never could get into tumblr/Twitter reply format I'm so confused. Who shot first

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The timestamps should be a big clue. 3d, 1d, 9h, and the tweet at the top has no timestamp but from context it should be obvious that came last.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yeah.... Neosporin is WAY too weak for this burn. Holy crap hahahahaha

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (26 children)

Water touches water and therefore makes it wet

Killing humans who have no nervous system is fine. It's only immoral if the human is a person

[–] FlyingSquid 31 points 4 days ago (8 children)

I maintain that debating fetal personhood is a huge mistake because it goes down a philosophical road where you can't clearly define things like when someone feels pain.

There is a much simpler reason to make abortion legal- for the same reason it is not legal to harvest a corpse's organs without the person's consent before they die or the reason you can't be forced to donate a kidney. Being forced to use your organs for someone else's benefit against your will is illegal in every other situation. Even if it means a human will die without them. That doesn't matter if it is something that will eventually develop into someone with full human rights or if it has them already. It's just not relevant. It's about the rights of the person whose body will be used.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wetness it as a property liquid can only give to another thing, not to itself. When water touches water, you simply have more water.

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[–] thefrankring 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I wish Lake Superior would empregnate me.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (6 children)

What happened to Edmund Fitzgerald?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago (6 children)

It's a ship, there's a whole song about it

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[–] Feathercrown 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

Of the big lake they call Gitchigumee

The lake it is said never gives up her dead

When the gales of November turn gloomy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (6 children)

It got wrecked. Because of that fact, many people are calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked.

[–] DeathbringerThoctar 21 points 4 days ago

I have not until now heard of anyone calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked but I kinda support it. Where do I sign the petition?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Well played. Now let's have the fundy tell us how water covered the earth and drowned everybody but then the world was repopulated. Wait… is there some incest required for that to be true? OH NO!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

A little incest, a little beastiality; but who's counting? I guess not the ones who believe that... because, ya know... they can't count.

BOOM! WHAT A BURN! FUCKING NAILED IT WITH THAT SCORCHER!

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[–] db2 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Imagine getting murdered by one of the great lakes and it doesn't involve drowning. 💀

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