Apparently, water also burns
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As someone that has experience pouring boiling hot pasta water over my feet I can confirm that it indeed burns.
What order of events was this conversation?? I never could get into tumblr/Twitter reply format I'm so confused. Who shot first
The timestamps should be a big clue. 3d, 1d, 9h, and the tweet at the top has no timestamp but from context it should be obvious that came last.
Yeah.... Neosporin is WAY too weak for this burn. Holy crap hahahahaha
Water touches water and therefore makes it wet
Killing humans who have no nervous system is fine. It's only immoral if the human is a person
I maintain that debating fetal personhood is a huge mistake because it goes down a philosophical road where you can't clearly define things like when someone feels pain.
There is a much simpler reason to make abortion legal- for the same reason it is not legal to harvest a corpse's organs without the person's consent before they die or the reason you can't be forced to donate a kidney. Being forced to use your organs for someone else's benefit against your will is illegal in every other situation. Even if it means a human will die without them. That doesn't matter if it is something that will eventually develop into someone with full human rights or if it has them already. It's just not relevant. It's about the rights of the person whose body will be used.
Wetness it as a property liquid can only give to another thing, not to itself. When water touches water, you simply have more water.
What happened to Edmund Fitzgerald?
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitchigumee
The lake it is said never gives up her dead
When the gales of November turn gloomy
It got wrecked. Because of that fact, many people are calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked.
I have not until now heard of anyone calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked but I kinda support it. Where do I sign the petition?
Well played. Now let's have the fundy tell us how water covered the earth and drowned everybody but then the world was repopulated. Wait… is there some incest required for that to be true? OH NO!
A little incest, a little beastiality; but who's counting? I guess not the ones who believe that... because, ya know... they can't count.
BOOM! WHAT A BURN! FUCKING NAILED IT WITH THAT SCORCHER!
Imagine getting murdered by one of the great lakes and it doesn't involve drowning. 💀