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  1. Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.
  2. One grain of rice in A1
  3. White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns
  4. All previously played moves get played again.
  5. All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.
  6. Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.
  7. Castle with the enemy rook.
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Where are the pawns? WHERE ARE THE PAWNS!?

Edit: This needs additional explanation. What was the order of the moves and how did you interpret them.

"Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy." ❌
"One grain of rice in A1" ✅
"Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen." ❌
"Castle with the enemy rook." ✅
"All previously played moves get played again." ✅
"White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns" ❌
"All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook." ❌

There are two additional queens from nowhere, while no kings are present. That wasn't in any move.

This is not reddit. We have standards.

[–] Rainb0wSkeppy 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“Pawns join in class solidarity and rise up against the oppressive monarchy.” ❌

the pawns all got killed, they werent powerful enough

“Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.” ❌

my brain read kings pawn as king

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I mean, it is definitely anarchy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I see two gains of rice in A1

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because it was played twice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Good catch, I stand corrected

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can you please share the list of moves you did? I hope that this gets in the top 7 or that you do in anyway

[–] Rainb0wSkeppy 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ok but if it gets in the top 7 i will skip it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Fair enough

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Every piece rotates 78° clockwise

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The skip button is added to b5 from "stanley parable ultra deluxe". If pressed additional 7 comments got played.

[–] Ziglin 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I would say top ones. So like 14 top comments get played instead of 7.

[–] Olap 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Kings decide to come out of hiding, and come out at the same time holding hands and rainbow flags

[–] Darkard 5 points 5 months ago

GDI construction yard deploys G4

[–] Ziglin 5 points 5 months ago

A knight notices their horse is tired and leaves it at the stables, instead fighting on foot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Black gets a licence to crenellate and installs walls and cannons around each of their rooks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

♞f3+ (knight to f3, check)

pick whichever knight. since there aren't any kings, just create one so that it is checked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bomb to d5 (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable when you try to move into it and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Pawns killed in step 1 rise up as the zombies from plants versus zombies

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

White queen has to choose between meeting a king or a bear.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

"That's a rock not a rook, where did the rook go?! Oh shit!"

[–] SkyezOpen 2 points 5 months ago

Drone strike d4

[–] IndiBrony 1 points 5 months ago

One random piece becomes Pinkie Pie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Trap card is triggered and unleashes Blue-eyes White Dragon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

16 zombi pawns break trough the ground along the 3-6 row

[–] Haaveilija 1 points 5 months ago

The melting glaciers caused by the climate changw cause the water level to rise and make one row and column from each edge of the board blue and unusable.