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[–] Darkard 66 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Remarkable feats of engineering that are recreated by children every day with blocks of wood.

Truly baffling indeed.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but we haven't ruled out the possibility that the children are being trained by aliens.

[–] Darkard 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Well if they could do me a solid and teach me how to use Unity in my sleep that would be fucking ace.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 11 points 5 months ago

Hey, listen. They're a hyper-advanced space faring super race, but they've still got limits.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Nah, the aliens are too smart to use Unity after that run-time licensing bullshit they pulled last year.

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[–] j4k3 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)

::: spoiler Jagged tiny metal saw causes walls to open baffling Facebook users.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

Because it's much more likely that aliens flew here, across the galaxy, in their space ships, with advanced technology that we can only dream of, to stack rocks.

[–] NeptuneOrbit 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they really did independently discover some masonry! We will never know!

[–] FlyingSquid 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Individual cultures coming up with the idea of carving and stacking stones? Independently? Without the help of aliens or an Aryan progenitor race?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I didn't realize which community I was in and read this as if the account was roleplaying an alien posting about human history with genuine curiosity.

[–] BoxerDevil 3 points 5 months ago

Hold on. You may be on to something. Idiot aliens.

[–] PopcornPrincess 7 points 5 months ago
[–] uebquauntbez 6 points 5 months ago

So LEGO lost their copyright to our ancestors? Or is it a knob thing only?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Also the natural explanation for connections between civilizations across Bosnia-Albania-Greece-Turkey-Palestine-Israel is Nordic aliens with flying saucers.

[–] Sprawlie 5 points 4 months ago

This post had me thinking and reminded me of something I wanted to share in relation:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convergent_evolution

It is even possible in nature, for evolution to meet at the same place, despite isolation from eachother.

There are some things in the world that just "make sense" from evolutionary, or invention stand point. Coincidence CAN happen without it needing to be the work of some aliens, or conspiratorial nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

“I like to stack. I want to go to an ancient civilisation now. No, now!”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This is not insanepeoplefacebook. This is stupidpeoplefacebook.

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