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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I should try that train to Krakow this summer...

[–] disguy_ovahea 157 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.

[–] FlyingSquid 38 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[–] FlyingSquid 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

replies in a train

[–] surewhynotlem 3 points 3 days ago

That's the other puddle

[–] disguy_ovahea 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.

[–] roguetrick 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Branch_Ranch 5 points 3 days ago

Godamnit you did it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago
[–] Masamune 3 points 3 days ago

Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!

*hate

[–] Mango 12 points 3 days ago

Damn, our education system is so bad they didn't even teach you to count to fifty?

[–] roguetrick 9 points 3 days ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fucked in the subway*

By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing

[–] disguy_ovahea 18 points 3 days ago

Nah, you read it right.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

No wonder I can't find any orgies... Nobody in this country knows how to run a train.

[–] SidewaysHighways 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was there, when ocelot stole the rail system from Rex.

Can't have shit in Shadow moses

[–] hydrospanner 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'll assume that I'm just missing a reference or three because the alternative is that I'm having a stroke.

[–] BigPotato 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?

WHAT A PRETTY MEME!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

THE MISSION IS A FAILURE, TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The only functioning trains the USA has are orgy trains.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Your mom is handing them out for free.

[–] Cryophilia 8 points 3 days ago

"How can three grown women not find a hookup between them?"

"They're - the economy is in shambles"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Can't have shit in ~~Detroit~~ America?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Clearly Katie has never heard of OnlyFans…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

So stale and reposted it’s on KYM lol

…but I still chuckled i won’t lie