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[–] riodoro1 186 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

tesla is not elon

But they pay him tens on millions as a bonus for being an idiot

Edit: yeah it’s billions. The amount of money they waste on this cocksucker is incomprehensible.

[–] venoft 84 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Billions. They paid him the same amount of money (as a bonus!) as Bill Gates had in total when he was the worlds richest person in 2007.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

...tens of ~~millions~~ billions...

FTFY

[–] FlexibleToast 58 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Tens of millions is drastically understating tens of billions.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

The difference is literally tens of billions.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Calling him a "cocksucker" is frankly insulting to people who perform the act of sucking cock. Musk is way too selfish to perform the generous and loving act that is fellatio.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

after paying him tens of millions, they did it again a thousand more times because thousands of tens of millions is billions. tens of thousands of millions of dollars. It's an insane amount of money.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 6 months ago (3 children)

They missed a trick by using paint, when a spray of salt water would have done the job at one more subtly and more permanently

[–] pennomi 40 points 6 months ago

Subtle wasn’t the intent here. But I do like your thought process here.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago (5 children)

This is dumb. Sure Elon Musk is a dickhead. And sure Cybertruck is a dumb vehicle that only dickheads would want to have.

But I'd rather the dickheads be driving a Cybertruck than some other massive vehicle that runs on fossil fuels.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All car companies are run by evil dickheads. Most of them just make less noise than Elon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I bet a lot have worse opinions too, they literally conspired with oil companies to avoid fixing climate change and certain companies like vw actively put in measures to cheat emissions tests.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you think spacex and starlink are making the environment a better place, I think you might be in for a surprise.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (6 children)

@SpaceCowboy @return2ozma ~60% of Tesla's profits come from the sale of carbon credits, which enable other massive vehicles that run on fossil fuels to be built. E-cars are not about "saving the planet" they are pure Greenwash which is saving the motor industry.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

All private cars, regardless of the fuel source, are climate disasters.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Tesla is synonymous with climate destruction and if you believe otherwise demonstrates that you have grossly bought into their propaganda.

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[–] Sam_Bass 50 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thats actually a better name for them than cybertruck. The Fuckelon

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago

Ironically making them more corrosion resistant, by doing so....

[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

Vandalised? More like improved.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Without justifying this really dumb act, because there’s no justifying it, [...]
How about we just don’t vandalize private property. That’s a good standpoint to build on.

Wow, how unbased can an article get?

[–] Jumpingspiderman 11 points 6 months ago

Why bother trying to make something uglier that is already maximum ugly?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago (13 children)

Elon sucks, but vandalizing someone else's property because of him isn't cool.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

Elon Musk haters have vandalized dozens of Tesla Cybertrucks being held ahead of delivery at a parking lot in Florida.

Literally the first sentence of the article. The owner isn't going to take this loss. Tesla will.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Those owners are only going to have them for about 4 hours after delivery when the truck will die for a multitude of reasons anyway!

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[–] Hildegarde 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Vandalizing cybertrucks before delivery is cool. Laws are not the arbitor of coolness.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (8 children)

I don't know. Vandalizing luxury cars finds me morally indifferent. I'm not going to argue for vandalizing them but I simply can't get myself to care enough for the poor souls whose "cybetrucks" need a new paint job.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Anybody who buys one of those vehicles is someone who sucks also. Fuck em all.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

I'm not going to judge a human by the vehicle he drives. BUT, if I was to, it does seem the BMW drivers traded in their cars and bought Tesla's.

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[–] TheFeatureCreature 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Good. Fuck that fascist and his companies. The only sad part of this story is that they used paint and not something that would etch or scratch the stainless.

[–] RedditWanderer 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The truck is not really washable. They will absolutely fuck it up cleaning that out. It can't even resist rain.

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[–] Dkarma 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"It makes no sense to vandalize Tesla’s property because you dislike Elon"

Bahhahaahha. Bet.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (5 children)

It also makes no sense that Elon isn't in prison but here we are.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

“Yes Mr. Crowler we hear what you’re saying, but unfortunately spray paint voids your warranty.”

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] Psaldorn 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

F_Elon is probably is future username

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[–] hperrin 9 points 6 months ago

Made them more valuable.

[–] ch00f 8 points 6 months ago

They should have aimed at the non-stainless steel portion. Pretty sure you could wipe this up easy with some acetone or gasoline as a solvent.

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