Or cryptid currency, where you pay in bigfoot hairs and squonk snot
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Or crypt currency, where you pay with corpses looted from your local graveyard.
Does Mothman fur count?
Yes. We also accept snallygaster talons, chupacabra scabs, and toenail clippings from the Jersey devil
I've got some girl scout cookies from the Loch Ness Monster that I understand to be worth about tree fiddy...
Jackalope?
Horn shavings.
Inadmissible, since fast as fast can be, one cannot catch the jackalope.
I would absolutely be a wendigo bag holder and lose track of where my skinwalker is.
You think that's bad, what do think I'm gonna do with all this Dewayo scat?
Dewayo is going to the mooooon. Just hold out and you will see Lambo, everybody is sleeping on that and once the halving happens, you will laugh all the way to the beachfront villa.
A moment of silence for our crypto bros, who called everyone stupid, dumb and an agent of the status quo, all the while wrecking their finances in some of the most obvious Ponzi schemes in the history of mankind. You truly knew it better.
Seeing you go bankrupt was the funniest shit ever.
I swore at rocks all morning and nobody is accepting cursed stones for groceries. I haven't tried Walmart, should I try there?
Cryptocurrency always ran on nothing but prophesy ("to the moon") and curses ("bearish", "FUD").
Got some Ninja Turtles pies from 1991
Possibly made from real turtles