The Onion

I wouldn't call them fairies but who am I to judge

There's the finger-nail fairy and the random body-hair fairy. But they don't leave money under the pillow, they leave change in the couch cushions.

Tooth fairies are the nicest species in the bone fairy group

Hey, the kidney fairy gives you a bath tub full of ice for your kidneys

There aren't other fairies but you should keep a little dirt under your pillow for the Dirt Man

I think those fairies are called "black market organ dealers".

Ok, see, here's an actual real reason I would go back in time for. So I could ask this.

$5‽

Another great article! These light-hearted reads help my mood every time I read them.

Perineum Fairy: Why yes, Timmy. Yes there are.