this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024
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This seems more like a pisspost than a shitpost.
Actually, it’s a piss pot
Fertilizer.
I hope they have a lot of gypsum In their soil otherwise you're going to burn the shit out of their plants
Just break off a piece of drywall and shove it in there once in a while.
This guy pisses in plants
While you are joking, that would actually work.
I genuinely don't think I could talk on the phone while I piss
Call me.
surely
Maybe.
You'd be surprised how many people I see in the public restroom at my work doing just that.
In the early 2000s my mother's bank got hands free headsets. She was horrified at how many of her coworkers would answer the phone in the bathroom.
I see dudes come in and start pissing in the urinal while thinking their phone in the other hand.
Also very regularly hear dudes in the toilet stalls answering phone calls while taking a shit. It's fucking gross.
But could you piss whilst you talk on the phone?
Multi-million by eliminating to the bathroom
Now the flowers will growwwww