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Describe a nonsensical picture without context with a sentence.

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[–] MisterNeon 17 points 5 months ago

"... and finally that man has a freshly washed car. So you're going to fly over there and do your GOD DAMN DUTY as a bird. Make us all proud, son."

[–] zeet 13 points 5 months ago

Oh, my, god. Pecky, look at her cloaca. It is so big.

[–] dotdi 8 points 5 months ago

[Bird noises]

[–] thisNotMyName 7 points 5 months ago

The bird feeder? Sure, just fly three miles in that direction

[–] Diplomjodler3 6 points 5 months ago

Attack now! No retreat!

[–] darelik 6 points 5 months ago

!You lying cock! Cheating turkey-stuffer! Gtfo of my nest. Spreading your seed like a fowl-mouthed mother-pecker! And bring that chicken-ass looking tit-faced wormeater with you on your way to hell!<

[–] Mango 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Mango 4 points 5 months ago

It's what the bird is saying. Are you an AI?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Its Nucking Fot!

[–] ScruffyDucky 5 points 5 months ago

G...T...F...O...

[–] Lemminary 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yo, Tweety. Bitch ass Polly keeps talking shit.

[–] Pothetato 5 points 5 months ago

Would ya look at that. Just look at it.

[–] Bertuccio 4 points 5 months ago

I did. I did see a putty-tat!

[–] germtm_ 3 points 5 months ago

that one scene from Tom and Jerry where Tom hires some goons to hunt Jerry.

[–] FollyDolly 2 points 5 months ago

Harold! Harold look at me. It was 3am Harold. You tripped over the eggs and landed on me. If you EVER come home that drunk on rotting fruit AGAIN I swear to god I am rolling all of your eggs out of the nest and moving in with my sister.

[–] Thcdenton 2 points 5 months ago

"You need to leave!"