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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm actually somewhat surprised that "smart" TVs and phones don't already have attention-aware ads

[–] MegaUltraChicken 75 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Oh Sony is all over it, here's one of the diagrams of their patent.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Kneel before your McGod

Kneel before your McGod

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

But they haven't released a TV with that feature yet though, and if I remember right that patent's fairly old – something like 10–15 years.

Wonder what's kept them from actually doing it. Maybe even Sony suits understood it'd be a fucking disaster from a marketing perspective?

Edit: the patent was filed in 2009

[–] MegaUltraChicken 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Honestly I think it's just a shit idea. Only way I could see it flying is if you heavily (or completely) subsidized the cost of the television. There's already a company giving away free ad supported TVs.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjxj_HNhtqGAxUcIjQIHX7BCiYQFnoECBEQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telly.com%2F&usg=AOvVaw0alFgFQTc-6Uz1bt-Q55d1&opi=89978449

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

ive been wondering for a while how hackable the telly is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oh yeah it's obviously a shit idea, but that generally doesn't stop executives when they think there's money to be made – considering how eg. YouTube's trying to stop you from blocking ads and will apparently start showing ads when videos are paused, requiring attention seems like a logical next step to drive that CPM up to fund the CEO's new yacht

[–] darthelmet 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It’s crazy that this is real. It looks like a comic someone would make to make fun of the idea. Like the fact that they’re watching some guy shoot someone, then the burger commercial comes on and the guy stands up and cheers “McDonalds!” Before sitting back down to watch more of guy shooting other guy.

This is peak “dumb Americans” humor, and they’re using this unironically to describe their business idea.

[–] Purplexingg 4 points 6 months ago

Something tells me you haven't drank your daily verification can of mtn dew

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Did Sony used "McDonald's" brand in a patent diagram? Can you link the source?

[–] MegaUltraChicken 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would destroy my television and burn the house down before I yell McDonald's to keep watching something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Please drink verification can to continue destroying your TV

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Gary M. Zalewski is listed as the inventor. He is listed on 99 patents, several of which are related to increasing advertising proliferation and penetration. He's basically a driver of enshittification. My favorite was "System and method for taking control of a system during a commercial break". Can't have the plebs changing channels!

I looked him up on LinkedIn and he looks exactly like you'd imagine. Fuck you, Gary. Fuck you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

wait what the fuck this is actually real

[–] Iheartcheese 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

From like 15 years ago. If they were gonna do it they would have done it by now.

[–] MegaUltraChicken 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, Telly is giving away TVs that have a camera and second screen to play ads. Sony might not think they could get away with it a decade ago, but consumers seem to slowly accept more bullshit over time so I could definitely see their calculus changing in the future.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh it has a second screen… have to answer ~100 questions about your viewing habits to get it… so they must only ship to likely profitable demographics. Yeah pretty much hate it :D

[–] MegaUltraChicken 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah it's awful, I really hope they fail but I'm not entirely sure they will. Most people who sign up are probably pretty good advertising targets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

second screen

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you don't say it, the commercial never ends

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

There is nothing that I want to watch badly enough that I would put up with this behavior.

[–] Jakdracula 3 points 6 months ago

Came here to post that too.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

Text counter was the saddest 😭

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago
[–] Metz 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This "saved as" idea is actually brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Do not answer

lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This is already a thing, on my pixel at least. There's a "file as" input if I expand all fields of a contact.

[–] Beeps 18 points 6 months ago

I think in this concept it’s showing what the other person has YOUR name saved as.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think it is showing what you are saved as in the other persons phone. There are ones where the guy presumably saved a girls number but she didn't bother to save his and another where the girl saved him as do not answer. I think the point is so you can see how the other person views you. These are mostly joke features and the feature you mentioned is pretty standard now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Ahh that does make more sense. I thought it was just showing a sort of alias besides the real name.

[–] NutWrench 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Being able to touch type an on-screen keyboard with your eyes would be amazing, but we all know the real reason for this invention would be to make sure you're watching the ads.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Keith has mad balls using a picture of Simu Liu on his dating profile

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

YouTube awareness ads some dystopian black mirror shit

[–] Aeri 7 points 6 months ago

The text message thing, quiet uber option and with consent, saved as thing, would be neat.

[–] dellish 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm really hoping Quiet Game is a Bluey reference.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I played that game as a kid, back when some of the now bluey staff probably did the same.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I cannot help but notice that Elijah just outed himself as a brony