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[–] TropicalDingdong 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can we start a gofundme for @[email protected] to buy more pixels?

There is enough jpeg artifacts in this one to fill a museum.

[–] ummthatguy 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

It's dangerous to go alone take this:

Edit: Based on this original ad featuring Debbie Reynolds

[–] TropicalDingdong 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh thank golly. My mimsy feels so much cleaner.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 13 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, it's so much sharper that it cut me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

... wait, what do the remaining 1 out of 10 Hollywood actresses use?

I bet it's kebab based markup.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's real...

..ly high resolution compared to the OP.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Looks to be an edit, but that’s why Lysol exists, though!

[–] scrion 16 points 2 weeks ago

Yikes. If the second sentence of your ad reads So instead of blaming him [...] she should question herself, we're in for a good time. And that's not even touching the idea that his many neglects can be explained away by what exactly, pussy odor?

Not a doctor here, but I'm being told applying a disinfectant might not be the best idea, although the medical details are by far not the bleakest thing about this ad.

To be fair, before it was promoted like this, it was actually used in Germany to combat Cholera. This dystopian marketing we see here is a US invention.

Fun fact: early Lysol was really poisonous and was used as the suicide poison in the beginning of the 20th century, readily available and all. It was also used for homemade abortions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmao there's no way this is real right?

😬

[–] 200ok 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I am vaginally losing my mind over it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Whack-a-mole