this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024
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[–] Triyfer 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have these strings

To hold you down

I tie them tight, you can't burst out

You might scream

But I'm happy

I've got your skin on me

[–] paddirn 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

(whispering) “I’m gonna tell you this just once, so listen good. You’re gonna tell me what I want to know because I got my nose buried so goddamn deep in your ear that all it’ll take is one little white lie before I’m performing brain surgery on you. And the fact that you’re not dead after I said that should tell you that I ain’t fucking around. Now, are you going to tell me where the fuck Geppetto is, or do I need to tell you about the biggest fish I ever caught?”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I read this in cheery/ high pitched version of Liam Neeson’s voice and it was great.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 5 months ago

Gonna have to catch an even bigger fish.

[–] random_character_a 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Christian church approves this message and invites you to the next local communion.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 5 months ago

I've said for years that Jesus is an inverse zombie. Living people consume his flesh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Haaaaaaa! This was awesome.

[–] bruhduh 3 points 5 months ago

c/twosentencehorror

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

If that child is coming to take my flesh, imma fight that kid.

[–] muculent 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://www.piped.video/watch?v=nM2Wz6NdPZs

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.