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[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That’s stupid, humans make terribly inefficient slaves:

  • can’t see in the dark
  • can’t follow a pheromone trail
  • can’t carry more than 6 times its body weight
  • can’t eat rocks
  • can’t reproduce more than once a year
  • gets depression

Hyper-advanced alien race, my foot. Any overlord worth its salt knows ants are far superior, and I won’t worship any cosmic entity that doesn’t.

[–] FlyingSquid 8 points 5 months ago

You'd think they would at least genetically engineer away the useless tailbones in our butt which can easily be bruised if you sit wrong.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

What?!? My guides are Chenwae, too! What a coincidence!

My guides told me they want everyone to send me $5, each, and if everyone on Earth participates, they'll come and give us the perpetual motion devices we can use to solve the world's energy problems and thereby save the environment! And also they'll give everyone a pound of platinum, and cure cancer, too.

So, let's chip in, everyone! $5 is a small price to pay for world peace!

[–] weariedfae 10 points 5 months ago

I know someone who has "guides" like thisb but a different "species". It seems to be semi-common in some people with very low self esteem who have a deep desire to feel special. Not necessarily schizophrenia (but I am not a psych professional). It's really sad.

[–] PDFuego 6 points 5 months ago

I need to take notes. Hang on, let me get my crayons.

[–] AstridWipenaugh 5 points 5 months ago

Dude, you're not supposed to believe what the universe tells you after eating a fistful of mushrooms.

[–] PrinceWith999Enemies 3 points 5 months ago

Biologist here. Thats not how evolution works.