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[–] CluckN 125 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

That’s like when the KGB blackmailed a known polygamist with a sextape and he told them to send him a copy.

[–] whereisk 54 points 4 weeks ago

The Indonesian President - if I'm not mistaken.

[–] CptEnder 33 points 4 weeks ago

"Jokes on you, I'm into that shit"

[–] pennomi 22 points 4 weeks ago

Not just him, but to send copies to several of his friends too!

[–] [email protected] 106 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I bet the LGBTQ+ movement has done wonders for recruiting.

"Ve have footage of you haffink gay sex."

"Yes, I'm gay. That's my husband. The kids were finally gone for an hour so we had some fun."

"Blyat."

[–] slazer2au 11 points 3 weeks ago

I love how Brooklyn 99 had an antagonist who tried this and he got frustrated each time it didn't work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t5i9maG1aqQ

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago

This explains so much..