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[–] FireTower 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Unfortunately the best grenade launcher has already been made.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Waaay to big. Best one is this

[–] FireTower 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

But the other one has better pirate vibes. And if you aren't looking cool, well, what's the point?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Just put hentai stickers on it for psychological warfare.

[–] Donkter 2 points 3 weeks ago

Second one has some killer gritty cyberpunk vibes though. It depends on what you prefer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

The forbidden Fleshlight. Ribbed for extra pleasure of course

[–] BluesF 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The best grenade launchers are the ones I use every day (grenade launcher is what I call my arms)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Make it like the p90 with a top mounted magazine, and then you can have ~8-10 grenades on a 12" barrel.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Plus, once you run out of ammo it makes a suitable(but slightly unwieldy) club.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

12” barrels make me feel inadequate.

4” barrels should be the maximum.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

A 3” barrel, labeled as 5”

[–] FilthyShrooms 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I read it as "four round".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't fuckin lie, those are not dry dreams.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the wet dream is a transport crashing and a bunch of mk19's falling out the back, skidding across the highway rubbing their serial numbers off, then bouncing up to land gently in the back of your pickup truck, followed by a half dozen or so crates of mk19 snacks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Wet dreams involve fighter aircraft or veritechs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I only like putting those grades in a flare gun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine the Garand Thumb you'd get from that monster..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not a real thing that I know of but what about a rigid"belt" that's 4 to 5 rounds long for when you're on the move, then you could switch out for a normal belt feed option when you are stationary